The criminally underrated Louis C.K. is finally getting his due with his own show on F/X and a supporting role in The Invention of Lying. If you’re not already a fan, you suck. But you’ll suck less if you watch these clips and decide to become one.

NSFW Audio.

On Being White

“I’m not saying that white people are better. I’m saying that being white is clearly better…”

On Hating Deer

“I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.”

On Hating People

“I needed my whole body to fucking hate this guy with.”

On Sucking at Hooking Up

“You should have told me I would have happily done that for you.”

On Being Told to Suck a Bag of Dicks

“Is it a paper bag and they’re sticking out like baguettes?”

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