Looking for a better way to choke the chicken (pun intended)? Tired of guests seeing all your jerk off tools lying around the house when a single inconspicuous egg in your refrigerator could do the trick? Well, do the Japanese have something for you.

Now in assorted textures!

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“Are those Tenga Eggs in your fridge?”

“No, no, those are just some organic ones I picked up. You must have read the package wrong.”

[Via Blog of Hilarity]

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