Looking for a better way to choke the chicken (pun intended)? Tired of guests seeing all your jerk off tools lying around the house when a single inconspicuous egg in your refrigerator could do the trick? Well, do the Japanese have something for you.
Now in assorted textures!
“Are those Tenga Eggs in your fridge?”
“No, no, those are just some organic ones I picked up. You must have read the package wrong.”
[Via Blog of Hilarity]
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