Observe 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate

The Onion have outdone themselves with this new video about Americans abstaining from masturbation on 9/11 because it’s “a day that would feel weird to masturbate on.” If you do one thing today, watch this video. If you do two things, watch this video and avoid masturbating.

Via: buzzfeed

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