Don’t worry, weekly TFLN reviews have not gone away, just forgot to pay my Internet bill. We’re back up and running – take it in.
From the looks of the area code, this one could be any number of my jackass friends…
(843): got arrested for “breaking and entering” last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv…the cops told me they came in while my dick was out…oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
(781): I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
(309): I learned to sign I want to be on you today
(1-309): Score
(309): Deaf chicks here I come
We all know this is true…
(828): everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Not an uncommon mistake…
(903): Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
(903): sorry, worng number
And finally, a new gospel to live by…
(905): FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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