Letterman Explains Getting Extorted

So recently some dude tried to extort David Letterman for $2 million over banging female staffers and now that it’s all over Letterman — being uncompromisingly awesome — took to his show to air out the whole thing in the most transparent and humorous way possible.

This is ten minutes long but totally, surreally worth it.

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