Franklin

Face-to-face break ups are way overrated.

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WOw, thats prety messed up dude!

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OUCH! LOL! That is one awesome breakup!

Good dogs always know someones character.

dude the guy has lost it god save the dog from his wrath

LOL my x though I was horrible for breaking up with him over the phone(when we were living 5 hours apart)

they should ask postit to make extended versions of their notes

I prefer the Fade. That’s when one person, the Fader, calls the Fadee and makes a date, and then cancels the date. Then the Fader again and again makes and cancels more dates. Meanwhile, in between said dates, which are spaced out further and further, there is a definitive vagueness of when and where and if there even was another planned date. Pretty soon the Fadee just gives up.The Fader is then saved from going through the hardship of the Fadee crying or calling the Fader an asshole.

Ahh the fade routine eh - also known as the ‘I’m a cowardly weak excuse for a person’ routine. Hope you enjoy perpetual singlehood. You can always switch hands, I guess.