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You were probably mentally constructing this already. Nice of someone to lay it out for you. And to confirm which gig was least dignified.

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

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    John Golden says:

    Doesn’t EZ Reader belong on the third line somewhere?


    Chris McDonald says:

    Since when does High School Principal outrank Pimp?


    Maske says:

    Pimp should probably outrank CIA Director.

    Also not sure how PC it is for inmate to outrank freed slave.


    Al says:

    The judge has to be right above the CIA Director (DCI). The judge can issue a judicial order to compel the DCI to undertake some action. The DCI has no such authority over the judge. (Though the former can get the latter knocked off through covert ops.)


    paurullan says:

    You forgot genius engineer from Batman Begins and The Dark Knight! >_<


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    The RadioGuy says:

    Nothing from The Electric Company! Very Sad.


    Heather says:

    Freed slave and driver should be above inmate.


    LoL says:

    they forgot morgan freeman as lucius fox in batman begins


    ClintJCL says:

    I think the reason inmate is higher than freed slave, is that an inmate is only there for doing a crime. An inmate was born free, and, if paroled, dies free. An inmate is a full person with full rights, even when imprisoned. A slave is born into slavery and not even considered a real person by those damned slave owners.

    But apparently a freed slave is better off than driving Miss Daisy… which I believe is a joke.


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    Jeremy Turner says:

    “An inmate was born free, and, if paroled, dies free. An inmate is a full person with full rights, even when imprisoned.”

    An uncharacteristic error on your part, Clint. “Full rights” except for the right to vote, which is in some states *permanently* rescinded upon conviction of certain felonies.


    Rhett says:

    What about Narrator? Maybe not as high as God because Narrator’s not all powerful, but Narrator sees all and is therefore above president.


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    Daniel Howells says:

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    Danny says:

    Ouch… a freed slave and a rich woman’s driver come after a convicted inmate in prison?


    Andrew Wooldridge says:

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    aj says:

    quit complaining about who should outrank who, this is hillarious


    Aerlenbach says:

    This needs to have Head of Secret Fraternity of Assassins, in Wanted and Guy with Cancer, in Bucket List.


    Luiz Bento says:

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    Jenny Stradling says:

    How funny, a Pimp outranks a Principal! The ranks on some of these characters can definitely be put up for discussion, but I found this chart hilarious.


    Cliff Malibu says:

    Yeah, where`s the bucket list? Man, Morgan Freeman is such a great actor, look at his vastness!


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