Are you one of the many Americans who saw a preview for From Paris with Love this weekend and thought: “They can’t be fucking serious.”? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Johnny T has a history of dressing up like a ten year-old’s idea of a bad ass and trying to pass it off as an action star. Here are the four most laughable examples.

Travolta in From Paris with Love

World’s most dangerous assassin? Or someone gave a gay theme park pirate a bazooka?

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Travolta in The Taking of Pelham 123

Neck Tat + Fu Manchu says: “This is not the same Travolta you saw in Wild Hogs!”

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Travolta in Swordfish

“Vincent Vega was OK, but I kind of wish he was more EXTREME. A flavor saver and highlights should do the trick.”

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Travolta in Battlefield Earth

Who’s kidding who? This was already a comedy.

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