Stealing Spanx Is Pretty Much Two Girls, One Cup

I really hope I don’t run into either of those chicks……

Boycotting Mother’s Day from now on?

Pretty sure my mom’s FUPA would outmatch the SPANX…..

FYI; not sure if 2 girls 1 cup is anything like this. I would equate this more to “using a used condom”…. I don’t know for sure since I have never used a condom (hence the std’s and multiple kids)

Hyperbole may have been used.

 It was but still completely off the mark. Not sure what could compare to a 2 girls 1 cup. maybe 1 guy 2 donkeys (i.e. clerks 2 kinky kelly and the mule). Not hating, just stating. Play on Playa. 

Google in the input: = ashops.us ==you can find many brand names, even more surprising is that he will sell you the unexpected o(∩_∩)o

Google in the input: = ashops.us ==you can find many brand names, even more surprising is that he will sell you the unexpected o(∩_∩)o