Luckily we have Craigslist to help sort it all out. Up until the "leave with my kitty" line I was convinced this was awesomely real. Tremendous work of comedy, nonetheless. MORE » Contribute

Awesome picture of the day: Keanu breaks the law filmdrunk

How to Deal with a Chick Who Has Body Hair brobible

50 Funniest News Headlines Ever maxim

Laser-Powered Helicopter? Yes Please! gammasquad

Everything Chris Klein Says In “The Legend Of Chun-Li” highdefinite

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Your single serving site of the day is "dedicated to everyone's favorite little shit from Mad Men and his beautifully bitchy facial expressions." Enjoy the snarkiness.

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What it lacks in Old Spice Guy cleverness it more than makes up for in pure randomness. Hopefully this only airs in Baltimore markets. MORE » Contribute

Das Chupa is three months away from being a dad so he created a collection of geeky bumper stickers honoring achievements he won't be ashamed to flaunt.

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Mega gallery of the quintessential Page 3 model. MORE » Contribute

If this guy took a look at the current bestseller list he might want to switch "authors" and "musicians", but other than that this seems spot on to me. MORE » Contribute

Snooki Goes To The Playground To Read, Look Awesome bwe

Dennis Rodman mic’d up for orgy? guyism

EdgeStar Mini Kegerator coolmaterial

Joey Chestnut Lost To A Woman withleather

“Leno Has Lowest Rated Summer Ever” warmingglow

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Eschewing the obvious “how am I funny” and “get your shine box” references, these are the “deep” motivational cuts from Scorsese’s gangster masterpiece.

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I should have had this up sooner but I celebrate Labor Day weekend like Kiefer Sutherland celebrates a Tuesday and I'm still recovering. MORE » Contribute

If you're like me and all attempts at facial hair end up looking like glued on pubes, this is for you. MORE » Contribute

This scene mashup makes so much sense I'm equally dumbfounded and delighted that it hasn't happened before. Kudos on the extensive editing. Did you know Morpheus' stepmother was a nympho? MORE » Contribute

A contestant on the upcoming "Amazing Race 17" uses a watermelon launcher to take out suits of armor while simultaneously avoiding her face…it does not go as planned. MORE » Contribute

Don’t get it too excited. MORE » Contribute

This is older, but we're not NOT going to post an Arrested Development supercut if given the opportunity. MORE » Contribute

If you didn't see the latest episode of "Mad Men", I won't spoil it for you, but it's my duty to inform you that a result of the episode is this glorious, blubbering, highly meme-y Don Draper face.

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A twist everyone saw coming. MORE » Contribute

Abby and Lisa, or Ablisa (yes, seriously) give one of the worst auditions in the history of anything anyone would ever audition for. MORE » 1 Response

The Heisman Trophy Trust is expected to strip former USC star running back Reggie Bush of college football’s top honor by the end of September, making him the first player in the 75-year history of the award to have the trophy taken away.

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The very real campaign from back in February to make Admiral Ackbar the new mascot at Ole Miss got brought back to light by ESPN over the weekend. MORE » Contribute