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VIDEO I usually don't take the time to watch videos over two minutes long but this recent ACB game where Unicaja Malaga and Real Madrid start trading monster three-pointers after monster three-pointer as the clock winds down is pretty GD amazing.

VIDEO Blake Griffin has made legend of himself this season posterizing slow foreign guys. This dunk on Marcin Gortat of the Suns yesterday is no different, except for the part where he gets called for a charge, then fouls out of the game, then gets called for a technical. All in a 108-99 loss.

VIDEO Just a little Gus Johnson awesomeness to get you excited about pretending to work tomorrow and Friday. Ha-HA!

VIDEO There aren't many Canadian cheerleading competition videos you can admit to watching so take advantage of this random as hell footage of some weird kid in homemade mascot costume getting trucked by some cheerleader's older brother. Oh, Canada.

VIDEO I'm not one for giving Snooki or "Jersey Shore" pub for the sake of pub but I'm also not going to pretend I'm above thinking watching Snooki do her best Macho Man impersonation on a couple of Amazonian female wrestlers is hysterical.

VIDEO I've got last night's "Fab Five" ESPN documentary sitting on my DVR (see: busy being awesome) and if this clip featuring the members hating on Duke -- complete with Jimmy King calling not only Christian Laettner but also Grant Hill "a bitch" -- is any indication I need to watch it ASAP.

Here's a tremendous rant from KSK/Deadspin's Drew Magary against the new 68-team format and how it's shit all over how normal guys like us fill out our bracket. I for one also don't care about "Gritty McScraps from Tiny Tim U." either.

LINK: http://deadspin.com>>

VIDEO This simple diagram just outlined what I knew all along: Girl Scouts can't be trusted. /Hate eats entire box of Tagalongs.

IMAGE Someone in a Spanish speaking country has the right idea.

VIDEO This study sounds totally legit and in no way a cheap excuse for My Fox Boston to roll out a cleavage montage.

VIDEO You don't just roll into a Little Cricket in Spartanburg, SC with an ill-fitting ski mask and expect to rob it without consequence.

VIDEO Baseball games in Hawaii, diapers, and all the Miller Lite he can drink? Kid is living the life if you ask me.

VIDEO I don't hate on the Heat as much as ESPN thinks I do but I still found this reel of anti-clutch end of game Heat moments from the past couple of months incredibly enjoyable. Maybe that's because I don't have enough Soulja Boy in my life.

VIDEO Someone needs to remind this guy he's Tom Brady because his wife's systematic pussification of him is getting out of hand. Holy shit this is weak.

VIDEO This is over a year old and you may have seen it before (hell, I may have posted it here before) but someone just sent it my way and I heart it so hard.

VIDEO 8 year-old Daron Bryden, QB of Connecticut's Manchester Sentinels youth football team, wants you to know you don't have to be a D-1 QB to make a trick shot video. He also wants you to know there's an 8 year-old out there with a way better arm than yours.

VIDEO Coach Robin Kelsch of Kentucky's Augusta High School coached his last game Friday night and to pay tribute to his career all involved schemed a way for him to shoot a three at the buzzer (of a 99-69 loss). Full details at Deadspin.

VIDEO I don't know all minor league hockey rules, but apparently all fights have to be treated 1920's bar room style and the announcers have to go into horse race mode. I approve.

You have about a 1% chance in beating me in a one night NBA fantasy league for free $$ so I understand why you wouldn't even try. Especially when I've spent 17K on Derrick Rose and the rest of the 100K cap stocking my roster with Booth-approved sleepers. But if you think by some miracle you might present Booth with a challenge, here's how...

LINK: http://draftstreet.com>>

IMAGE Want. Now. Get the ingredients in your mom's bread machine, like, yesterday.