Blake

This video of Vin Diesel breakdancing when he was like 15 really needs to be seen. I hate Vin Diesel so I feel it is my civic duty to get this to as many internet people as I can.

Some self conscious dude set up a Twitter account where he records all of the condescending things his 73 year-old father says to him. There is a very good chance I will end up being exactly like this old man because people around me are already starting to suck and I'm only 26.

LINK: http://twitter.com>>

We find here a website that takes the legwork out of translating a phrase into Japanese and then back into English. It offers a small glimpse as to what most Japanese people must be thinking everytime they watch an American TV show or hear one of us speak.

LINK: http://translationparty.com>>

There really is nothing better than seeing others suck at life. And there is a special place in my heart for seeing children who already suck at life. Here is a single serving website that brings you this and much more.

LINK: http://myfirstfail.com>>

We bring you yet another unbelievable story from the publication that by now has to have its journalistic integrity questioned due to sheer awesomeness of its articles.

Glad to see I wasn't the only one hurt and confused by the lack of on-fire, quadruple flip dunks from MJ during my formative years.

LINK: http://www.theonion.com>>

This story comes from the always-good-for-a-WTF-moment country of Japan. Stocky middle aged men everywhere can now achieve the support they need via an Asian version of Frank Costanza's "Bro" by Men's Premium Brassiere.

Someone has put together a handy guide to tell you just how fucked you're going to be when the apocalypse happens. Still think I'm an idiot for buying that fallout shelter back before Y2K?

LINK: http://nukeometer.com>>

Alarming news today from Wall Street. Analysts expect inventories of Slim Jims to fall in late Q3 as production has ceased and intense brand loyalty has encouraged hoarding of the meat cylinders by aficionados across the South.

I never get tired of seeing other people’s bad decisions. Ever. I especially like seeing other people’s bad decisions displayed prominently on some part of their body.

LINK: http://www.heylookanimals.com>>

In homage to duct tape and ingenuity ThereIFixedIt.com showcases the best of the lazy man's solutions to some of life's little problems.

LINK: http://thereifixedit.com>>

IMAGE Do I really need to tell you what's about to happen here?

British girl saved from lightning by her iPod. What song angers God to the point of attempted annihilation? My money's on something off the new Eminem album.

LINK: http://www.dailymail.co.uk>>

How bullshit would your dad be to find out Asians can fit more luggage in their vehicles than he can? Or that he's being mentioned in a post with "massive loads" in the title.

LINK: http://www.oddee.com>>

I can finally make the most of my home dojo thanks to the ever qualified looking Richard Van Donk. Even better, I get all of this for only 3 easy payments of $128.955!

A look into the extremely masculine male knitting community.

LINK: http://www.menwhoknit.com>>

IMAGE It takes a certain kind of man to tell it like it is. Every day. For the rest of his life.