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No amount of crashes, kids, or horror stories will dissuade men from their love of an engine strapped to two wheels. These bikes don’t just put the wind in your hair and a hottie in your lap, they’re a direct line to your testosterone and adrenaline.

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On one hand, you can’t not get her a card because then you’re in the shit. On the other hand, if you get her a card that sucks, isn’t heartfelt, doesn’t “fit” her, or she can’t put on the fridge, you’re in the shit.

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If we had the cash we would go all out on cars, watches, clothes and tech but we’d like to think that we’d draw the line at a $26K computer mouse and the $100K hat. Although we’re not sure what’s worse—this stuff or a $3,500 hunk of cement?

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Generally, “work” means spending time somewhere you don’t want to be, doing things you hate, and watching the clock – all in the name of being able to pay for the things you love.

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IMAGE The gentlemen at Happy Hour Timepieces took all the guess work out and removed all but the most important number to countdown to and included a bottle opener in the band for those times when you have to start early.

Women's magazine covers with noticeable improvements. (Ed.

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Don’t get us wrong, we love the heels… We just don’t see why you need so many pairs that quite frankly, to us look the same. But if Women’s magazines were actually written by men, there wouldn’t be so much confusion about what we want.

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These products are the result of ingenious engineering, baking, botany, and – in some cases – mad science. Feast your eyes on the products you probably thought about making that someone else is getting rich off of.

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While we love the convenience of vending machines in the west, in Asia vending machines are not only everywhere, but they dispense everything (especially in Japan). From things you need to things you probably don’t even want, there’s almost definitely a vending machine that sells it.

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After exploring the world of gorgeous supermodels naked in the Amazon (not the website) with our tour guide Terry Richardson, we came to the conclusion that he has a job that most men would die, or kill, for.

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What’s the greatest thing about coming home from work after a long hard day at the office? That’s right, taking off your pants. Unfortunately, going pants-less in public – especially during your commute – is generally frowned upon.

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VIDEO Walrus self-fellating begins at the :22 mark.

Unless you happen to work at a place that comped your trip to AVN (The CES cover story is about as believable as her “assets” being real), these calendars are not safe for work.

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In what is sure to become the biggest WTF product moment since the Fleshlight (and the most creative use of a domain name yet), there is now Vulva.

We have to admit if we had to wear an embarrassing costume we’d probably hate Halloween too. Check out these terrible costumes and find out why some kids hate Halloween.

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We’re not talking paint jobs and new rims… some folks cover their vehicles with cameras, old tires and even fur. Check out 13 of the most insanely decorated cars and vehicles.

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Never content with stagnating, the beverage market (and associated movie stars, rap guys, and douchebags) has reinvented the wheel with some ridiculously absurd energy drinks.

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