Can I please have my iPhone back now dad...this is getting embarrassing. MORE » Contribute

They had me at the Pedobear jack-o-lantern. MORE » Contribute

Onion fingernails and mashed potato bone marrow are a nice touch. MORE » Contribute

But hey, you can get a long way on looks and a diploma. MORE » Contribute

Actually looks like the one getting the pedicure was open. Note to self! MORE » Contribute

WTF does that mean? MORE » Contribute

Don't stare directly at it or you'll go blind! MORE » Contribute

I don't think Gary Coleman would fare too well either. MORE » Contribute

If your day is sucking, take comfort in the fact that pictures of balls don't show up when you Google yourself. MORE » Contribute

Come on, man. Apu would never do this.

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Who knew Picket Fences had it in them? Lauren Holly giving the kid choices! MORE » Contribute

When you reach 100 you probably shouldn't be heaving a shot put, especially if you'll be showing up my twenty-something lazy ass.

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Todd the Professor either doesn't get it...or doesn't have a functioning libido. Or Caroline is fat. MORE » 2 Responses

That is probably what she said! MORE » Contribute

This chick seems too uptight to let a brother slap that ass like that! MORE » Contribute

This is the sort of relationship I could sign on for. MORE » Contribute

In a few easy steps you too can design and build your own high end ride from a pile of scraps. OK, maybe not you, but this guy can. MORE » Contribute

How did they both get it wrong? And what does the front look like? Lots of questions. NSFW. MORE » 2 Responses

There better be one helluva story behind how your car ends up here. MORE » Contribute

From my experience (as a drummer) this is pretty accurate. And if you're wondering where you can find one of these for high school band members, it doesn't exist. MORE » 1 Response