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IMAGE Here's a picture of little Obama with his mom in Hawaii. Either this was taken during Halloween, or Obama's mom had terrible fashion sense.

IMAGE More like NOFRIENDS. LOL, amirite?

IMAGE The teenagers who shop at this store have no idea who this is.

IMAGE Randall Munroe puts together a comic that lays out the future for the next century according to Google search. Geekery is ensued.

VIDEO Those are really attractive holographic models. I think I just got a weird boner.

VIDEO Google commemorating Charlie Chaplin's 122nd birthday.

IMAGE Don't act like you're not impressed.

VIDEO A man was put in charge of one task: transport two bumper cars to a nearby amusement park the cheapest way possible. He succeeded.

IMAGE They're missing my favorite superpower...not living in your mom's basement and being totally independent. Get it? Because people who memorize superpowers are nerds. Get it? Ah, whatever. I'm going to go watch the Star Wars Trilogy on blu-ray.

VIDEO He's REALLY smiling, and he probably has whiter teeth than you.

IMAGE No, there's no specified dosage for gaining superpowers.

IMAGE The better, easier way to learn your ABCs.

VIDEO Owning a dog just became easier than ever.

VIDEO She definitely knows the power of the dark side. Plus, I heard the compensation's good, but the benefits suck.

This isn't too far off from every song on the radio.

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IMAGE Everything's bigger in Texas, except Mardi Gras parties.

All proceeds go towards The Old Globe Theater in San Diego. Plus, you'll have the creepiest ringtone out of all of your friends.

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IMAGE I'm surprised the universe hasn't imploded.

VIDEO Remember that awesome Mortal Kombat trailer that was meant to reboot the series? Yea, this isn't like that one at all. If you like terribly executed fight scenes, and grade D acting, then this might be exactly what you're looking for.