Kenny Powers quotes hastily Microsoft Painted over beautiful landscapes…because I couldn’t think of a good reason NOT to do this.

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Supermodel Molly Sims isn’t just a pretty face, she’s a pretty body too… MORE » 1 Response

Lesson learned: Shit yourself if you’re ever trying to evade law enforcement. MORE » Contribute

And by doing so created the funniest horse race ever. MORE » 3 Responses

YouTube user Cedelman1 discovers guy dancing like Michael Jackson waiting for the bus. Tapes him daily for a 15-month period. This video was the result. MORE » Contribute

Jack Satin over at Satin Movie Blog went through and compiled just how much that wacky tale of Vegas debauchery would have cost. MORE » 4 Responses

Heidi Klum’s new “coffee table” book (if you find it amusing to watch your guests hide awkward boners) "Heidilicious" is now available in stores and online.

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Agreed. This chick’s going to be the shocked person on Maury in like 3 weeks. MORE » Contribute

Remember this chick from almost every Where The Wild Things Are post from the past couple of months? MORE » 2 Responses

If you want to be Kenny-f'n-Powers for Halloween, Complex broke it down and can show you where to get everything. MORE » Contribute

The strongest argument I can think of for the legalization of marijuana is the increase in Craigslist postings like this. MORE » Contribute

Besides Fake Michael Bay, the only other Twitter account I read religiously is Shit My Dad Says. The reason for the latter is because of brilliant shit like this. MORE » Contribute

Who knew they could work so well in real life? MORE » Contribute

MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer reads with blind faith from the teleprompter, forever branding MSNBC with the “they all look the same to us” stigma. Michael Jordan looks friggin pissed. MORE » 10 Responses

...somehow the nerdiest thing about this picture. MORE » 1 Response

…because he’s Asian. MORE » Contribute

Sometimes you’re in danger of a great time. MORE » Contribute

Rob’s taking care of Kelly’s cats for $25 dollars this Saturday. It’s going to be a cake walk and won’t require any ridiculous batshit crazy activities at all. MORE » Contribute

If you spend a good bit of time lounging on water and have always wanted a craft that was so badass that you’re forced to constantly beat people off so you can keep all the awesomeness to yourself, here you go. Sorry, that might have been worded poorly…or PERFECTLY.

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Might require frequent pausing/unpausing to capture all the ridiculous quotes in their full glory. MORE » Contribute