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VIDEO Is the subject of rape ever funny?
NORMAL ANSWER: No, never.
TODAY'S ANSWER: YES.

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IMAGE A sexed-up superhighway in Italy has a road sign that warns motorists to beware of hookers. However, the curious message: “attenzione prostitute”– which translates as “watch out for prostitutes” in English is confusing for some.

IMAGE Ice-T’s beautiful glamour model wife Coco was bored at work on Thursday and posted this photo to her Twitter page with the caption...

A California woman’s size-D cup breast implant saved her life when it deflected a bullet shot from a ruthless gunman who fired at her chest. New health advisory: Ladies, get size-D boob jobs. STAT.

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IMAGE After you try the free sample of boneless buffalo wing bites and stock up on the 80-pack of cheese on crackers, if you’re looking for a real bargain, spend $120 on 35 years of C-*-N-T.

IMAGE Humanitarian -- and Ice T's wife -- Coco sent a call to action to all of her Twitter followers today: “Get this shirt & lets start a Haiti movement! WE GO HARD! WE DON’T PLAY!”

VIDEO A mommy raver apparently took some xtc and consequently acted a hot mess at Sydney’s Field Day Festival over the weekend. Ridicule and mockery starts…NOW!

VIDEO Pamela Anderson stars in a Carl's Jr. meets Go Daddy advert for Australian web company Crazy Domains. Yup, she’s still got it. The commercial debuted last week and is exponentially sluttier than anything Danica Patrick can produce.

IMAGE Ever thought of strapping a dummy to your rooftop, with a fallen ladder and dangling xmas lights below, only to have cops and passerbys try to save it? One brave soul did.

IMAGE The new olympic logo for the 2012 London games is a total FAIL. Is it me or do the abstract shapes resemble Lisa Simpson giving Bart a hummer? Not cool, London. Not cool.

VIDEO During her acceptance speech at the American Music Awards Sunday night, Whitney Houston continuously jerked off her award statue for no apparent reason. It’s a good thing those statues don't have blood flow.

Phoenix police say a 21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State student, went batshit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28th.

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Coming in at a close second to “whole chicken in a can,” in terms of gross/wtfness, is cheeseburger in a can. According to those who’ve consumed this dubious product, it tastes just “okay” and has a really soggy bun. No surprise there.

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IMAGE The two smartest people in Iowa were arrested after police responding to an attempted burglary found the pair with black, scribbled faces from a Sharpie permanent marker they tried to use as a mask.

A desperate Phillies fan faces prostitution charges after posting a Craigslist ad offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets.

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IMAGE The city of Toronto’s small business association issued a promotional ad spotlighting a local jerk chicken business with the caption “My neighbour jerks my chicken.” Which can be interpreted in many different ways.

IMAGE It turns out Massachusetts bank robbers are major Red Sox fans. Surveillance footage from various statewide bank robberies in Mass. reveal that a Red Sox cap is the “disguise” of choice for holding banks up.

IMAGE Of course you'd find "oriental food" at Ass Plaza.