Turd Ferguson

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Coco FTW!

IMAGE Leno gets pwned by a Conan fan. (Ed. Note: Someone get this kid a backstage pass to the Half-Assed Comedy & Music Tour.)
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 2 months ago View Comments
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Hobo With A Shotgun Deserved An Oscar

VIDEO Well, maybe not an Oscar, but definitely an MTV Movie Award.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 2 months ago View Comments
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Veronica Is Hot And Obsessive

IMAGE I'd still hit it though.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 2 months ago View Comments
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Olympics Wii Curling Fail

VIDEO Not sure if making newscasters look foolish was the primary objective of this Wii game, but it had to be up there.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 2 months ago View Comments
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Think You Could Pull Off Penis Pants?

IMAGE Shoot me in the head if you ever seen me rockin a pair of these. (Ed. Note: Only a fabric dong sewn to the crotch could have made the rest of this suit seem rather pedestrian.)
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Speedos: Always A Bad Idea

IMAGE The stats never lie.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Live Avatar Role Playing Is The New LARPing

VIDEO If there weren't so many clever one-liners and it wasn't so well produced you could almost believe this sketch mockumenting the lives of Avatar enthusiasts was legit. "We're not doing this because it's cool.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Howard Stern Prank Calls CNN

VIDEO Captian Janks from the Stern show pranks CNN and the guy geting pranked has no idea.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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The Man Your Man Should Smell Like

VIDEO Old Spice knows commercials. Good stuff.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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A Tour The Entire Family Can Enjoy

IMAGE Coming to an amusement park near you!
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Reggie Bush’s Side Piece Proves She Is His Side Piece

VIDEO The chick is mega hot, but what's she doing filming Cribs at Reggie's house while he and Kim are at the Super Bowl? (Ed.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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The Prudiest Tramp Stamp Ever Tramp Stamped

IMAGE I guess this is a pretty effective way of saying, "Just cause I'm trashy doesn't mean I put out," but I'm still not sure it was worth the ink.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Nerds Make The Best T-Shirts

IMAGE I've already ordered my wife and my girlfriend one.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Jimmy Kimmel Owns Leno. Again.

VIDEO In providing the background story behind his epic ownage of Leno two weeks ago, Kimmel manages to own Leno even more. Kind of awesome how that works.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Walmart Clown Commercial

VIDEO Why didn't Walmart save this for the Super Bowl?
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 3 months ago View Comments
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Has An Attractive Woman Ever Asked You, “What Time Is It?”

IMAGE My check is in the mail. Probably NSFW, unless you're wearing the watch and walking by a slutty secretary's desk.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 4 months ago View Comments
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Boston Police Twitter Will Respond To Zombie Inquiries

IMAGE The Boston PD is all about transparency. Or comedy. One of the two.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 4 months ago View Comments
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Steven Seagal Is The Cockpuncher

VIDEO Easily Seagal's greatest role. Think this one went straight to DVD so most of you probably missed it.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 6 months ago View Comments
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Best Beer Commercial Ever

VIDEO Hands down the greatest beer commercial you'll ever see.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 6 months ago View Comments
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Japanese TV Sniper Prank Is F’n Crazy

VIDEO Check out the reaction homeboy gets in this video when he thinks all the people in this meeting are shot dead.
by Turd Ferguson 2 years, 7 months ago View Comments

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