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IMAGE Dungeons and Dragons just called to tell the New York Times it's going to die a virgin.

IMAGE With girl-on-girl action taking over kiss cams nationwide (not really, but let's keep up the encouragement) it would be quite the double standard not to toss out a little something for the ladies here and there. Doesn't keep me from being grossed out though.

IMAGE This seems like a good way to make friends with new female neighbors. I probably would have led with "Do you know how I know what a slut you are?".

VIDEO And would never spend valuable legislative time discussing fear of dogs and dogs hanging out at the Capitol Building. Oh wait...

IMAGE This bulletin was posted in your break room yesterday.

VIDEO So, some dude named Ryan who has excellent taste in shirts and suffers from sporadic bouts of indigestion received one of the top five awesomest drunk dials ever (on a night he didn't even go out, per the YouTube description).

FEATURE This Reddit thread featuring a dating site photo only a your mother could love exploded into a fun new meme yesterday afternoon in record time. And we wouldn't be doing our job if we didn't feature our favorite variations before the internet hugs it to death, so here you go...

IMAGE For those of you that think this show is immature, here’s your proof. Also, you’re missing a great show.

IMAGE Most dudes would probably spend weeks building up the nerve to approach the smoking gorgeous babe from across the hall. But not Jordy. All he needed was a Bic pen and the wrapper to his just finished McDonald's delicious apple pie.

VIDEO Here's Volkswagen "The Force" commercial that will be airing during the Super Bowl. Not often you come accross videos with Star Wars references that you can forward to your mom, so you may want to take advantage.

IMAGE Here's a fun and informative map labeling each state by what they're worst at. You know, because every state has to suck at something. It's good to be a Dakotan.

IMAGE It says he was terminated, but let’s be honest, this is a resignation. Smearing lava cake on your face while yelling “I’m Rick James, bitch!” is the new two weeks notice.

IMAGE "The Simpsons" is almost a decade removed from being must watch television, but it's comforting to know they can still whip out gems like this on occasion.

IMAGE Knock hockey all you want (I normally do) but I'm pretty sure this dude gets served a t-bone with a side of bacon by a German beer maid after the game.

IMAGE Never has "Sorry for partying" been owned quite so successfully.

IMAGE This is a pretty reasonable request.

VIDEO That might not seem like much of an accomplishment but if you think about it it's actually quite remarkable to be so amazingly bad at comedy that you're genuinely hilarious. I may spend the rest of my day watching this on a loop.

IMAGE It was just that easy. Step 3: Profit.

IMAGE Needless to say, Terry Crews was excited. And Dolph Lundgren now trades commodities. A bullish day all around for the New York Stock Exchange.

IMAGE Probably has something to do with the lack of cable options.