Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Diora Bard is one hot golfer. We do question her driving distance due to the front court obstruction though. [On 205th]

Javon Walker is out of the hospital and his story as to what happened makes perfect sense, except for the parts that make no sense at all. [Shutdown Corner]

Top 25 Newscaster Bloopers. Solid way to burn thirty minutes. [Angry T]

In case you’ve spent the entire day watching the Game Show Channel, Tiger Woods is done for the season due to his knee requiring more surgery. We’re willing to bet Retief Goosen is feeling like a bit of an a-hole right about now. [Yahoo Sports]

Simply tremendous Shawn Kemp sign spotted at a Save the Sonics rally. We’d be pissed if we lived in Seattle too. Kemp is endless material. [Busted Coverage]

Gas prices have been good to the Vespa, decreasing the lameness and increasing the smartness. In our opinion the gayness remains relatively flat. [Wall Street Fighter]

Chris Cooley interviewed Jason Campbell and things got awesome (and kind of gross). [With Leather]

Since you demanded to know, yes, Puff Daddy does wax his balls. [WWTDD]

And it’s Adam Jones going forward. Pacman is just so just so juvenile. [FanHouse]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

The Hair Transplant All-Star Team. Seriously, post-treatment Wade Boggs is a piece of ass. [Don Chavez]

We rarely venture into politics, but this debate was too much for us to pass on. Who should get visas, engineers or fashion models? [Wall Street Fighter]

17 Oscar Nominated Movies That Sound Like Gay Porn. [Comedy.com via Mick Landers]

We’re sure you’ve heard the Javon Walker Vegas news, but have you heard the juicy rumors attached? They involve a recently retired boxer. We won’t tell you his name but it rhymes with Floyd Mayweather. [With Leather]

The old man strength in this video is something to behold. [On 205th]

WWTDD brings us the higher power affirming news that Heidi and Spencer do not, in fact, make 100K for every club appearance like they claimed on Letterman the other night. You can officially stop devising you assassination attempt. [WWTDD]

Speaking of 90’s Nostalgia, when is the last time you saw the Cindy Crawford Pepsi commercial? [Gibbs12]

14 Songs You Should Never Play in a Bar. We like Holy Taco but we can’t put into words how many issues we have with Don’t Stop Believing making this list. Even if this is a post-Sopranos society. [Holy Taco]

The College World Series MILF uncovered! We heard she LOVES the metal bat. [Mac G]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Monday always go down better with a dose of Marissa Miller. [My Chill Pill]

Top 10 Faces of James McAvoy. Our favorite thing we’ve seen today. [Film Drunk]

We almost put this video up today, but in a moment of weakness we felt sorry for the chick. That’s what we get for watching Million Dollar Baby. [Don Chavez]

Sean William Scott (aka Stifler, aka the dude who wasn’t the Kutch in Dude, Where’s My Car?) claims he nailed Jessica Simpson. [Holy Taco]

Rashard Mendenhall hates Ron Zook, which is kind of weird. We didn’t think anybody hated the Zooker. Must have been snubbed on a lake invite. [FanHouse]

Jolene Blalock is not unattractive. [Tasty Booze]

Roxanne Pallette isn’t shabby either. [Uncoached]

Nobody’s talking about it, but things are getting dicey in Eastern Iowa. [Mac G’s World]

10 First Ladies uglier than Hillary Clinton. [Comedy.com via Mick Landers]

A short list of things the Atlanta Falcons fan can be optimistic about. We have a feeling that the cheerleaders are going to be down this year as well. [Epic Carnival]

Alex Curran is a new WAG to get to know. [On 205th]

Who’s OK with gas prices? You guessed it, Segway manufacturers, that’s who. They told you assholes the thing would be revolutional. [Engadget]

Gay Marriage Just Got Sexier. [Blog of Hilarity]

And Katherine Heigl now has gross ass to add next to renowned bitch on her resume. [Hollywoodtuna]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Some solid Lucy Pinder shots for the weekend. [Bright Black Internet]

Jon Voigt is the newest B-lister to sign on for a season of 24. We’d be lying if we said we weren’t a little more excited about this than the Sean Astin casting. Although, Encino Man is highly underrated. [AICN]

Marcus Vick got busted for DUI…by a bike cop! So. Many. Jokes. [With Leather]

Ninja Barba is even better than she sounds. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Unemployment WILL NOT keep Freddie Mitchell down. Just ask all the chicks in his hotel suite how FredEx rolls. [Deadspin]

Top 7 Famous Batting Stances. We forgot how much we missed Jeff Bagwell’s mid-dump approach to hitting. [Joe Sports Fan]

Kim Kardashian’s ginormous ass got in a bikini. He older (really?) sister is asking for a crash course in the business though. [WWTDD]

Romo wouldn’t have been in last place after the first round of the Open. This is just his clever ploy to win us back, isn’t it? [FanHouse]

Meet Laura Croft. No relation to Lara. Because Lara isn’t real you douchebag. [Busted Coverage]

In case you were wondering, Charlize Theron is still getting it done. [My Chill Pill]

Mullets + jean shorts = Gators video. You knew it didn’t you? [Losers with Socks]

And six Father’s Day gifts that don’t suck. Don’t forget to at least give the big guy a call over the weekend. Unless he used to smack you around or something. Then don’t worry about it. [Wall Street Fighter]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

The new Cowboy’s stadium is going to be way cooler than your team’s stadium. Get used to it. Man, ever since we saw this picture we can’t stop thinking about how big our dongs would look on that jumbotron. Shit, did we just type that? [Shutdown Corner]

A good times video of some kid fucking with different driver’s ed instructors. They totally brought it on themselves. [CO-ED]

The PTI guys had a good time breaking Wilbon’s balls over the pictures of him partying with porn stars that hit the world wide web yesterday. Nice to see people in media with a sense of humor for a change. [Awful Announcing]

The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity. Surprisingly accurate. [Holy Taco]

Things got weird between Rick Sutcliffe and Erin Andrews last night. But Rick has cancer so it’s no big deal. [With Leather]

If you’re having a shitty day and looking to feel even shittier about yourself. Check out this chick David Spade knocked up. [Gibbs12]

You probably didn’t realize what a pimp JA Adande is, did you? [Busted Coverage]

Rachel’s skeeziness is a tough code to break. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

How to name your fantasy team. Because you put way more time into it than you’re prepared to admit. [Epic Carnival]

The U.S. Open at Torrey Pines overlooks a nude beach. We guaran-fucking-tee you we know Berman’s plans for the two-hour gap in ESPN coverage.  [Sports by Brooks]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Wilbon parties with porn stars. And we like him all the more for it. [Deadspin]

Chris Cooley reminisces about Michael Strahan owning him on the field. We say it all the time, but Cooley is just flat out awesome. [Shutdown Corner]

In case you weren’t completely aware, Hulk Hogan is in the process of completely Roger Clemensing himself. We now consider our childhood a complete sham. [WWTDD]

Upon further review, Ryan Reynolds DEFINITELY made the right to decision when it comes to lady friends. [Gibbs12]

Top 10 Upcoming and Shocking Allegations from Tim Donaghy. [Epic Carnival]

Bruce Pearl can still get it done off the court too. [Don Chavez]

While Vernon Davis is only getting it done off the field. [With Leather]

The dude who caught the Griffey 600 ball must have special ops training or something. [Sports by Brooks]

Phil Ivey, a professional poker player who most of you have never heard of and Booth would go down on, has a 2 mil bet riding on the Lakers. That, our friends, is gambling. [Wall Street Fighter]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Emmanuelle Chriqui (aka E’s unrealistic girlfriend) tossed out the first pitch at a Dodgers game. [On 205th]

The Batman squirt gun that probably shouldn’t have been manufactured. [Gibbs12]

The lady gymnast debate brought to the forefront. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

EDSBS takes a clever approach to suggesting the faces of different college football programs. Florida fans and jean shorts never gets old. [EDSBS]

Brittney and her impressive front court get discovered today. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Experts have validated that the De La Hoya cross-dressing photos were fakes. Whether these are forensics experts or cross-dressing experts is yet to be divulged. [Sports by Brooks]

Halle Berry is all curvy. [WWTDD]

Hulu now offers full streaming ‘Daily Show’ and ‘Colbert Report’ episodes. If their service continues to evolve it will be quite the force. [TechCrunch]

One Lakers Girl used to be a Celtics’ cheerleader. Too bad she’s not fooling anyone. [With Leather]

6 Aging Rockers Who Look Like Grandmas. [Holy Taco]

The economics of the new iPhone explained. [Wall Street Fighter]

What if Griffey Jr. had never gotten hurt? [FanHouse]

Golf stretching exercises from Natalie Gulbis. [Busted Coverage]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

The new 3G iPhone is here (official launch is July 11th). And it is AWE-SOME. Feel free to start tooling on your “early adopter” buddy who had to get the original. [TechCrunch]

Ana Ivanovic is the new #1, and maybe in more ways than one. Who else is starting to feel like Sharapova was sooooo 2006? [Bright Black Internet]

Michael Strahan retired today. From football. Not your television. He’ll be back up in that bitch real soon. [Yahoo Sports]

Some photos were taken of Abigail Clancy topless on the beach and they are in fact the greatest thing ever, which of course means they’re NSFW. [On 205th]

We don’t remember this Jason Peter dude, but sounds like partied even harder than our boy JK does. Vicodins and hookers, baby. Vicodins and hookers. [With Leather]

The Best Boobs of the AVP Volleyball Tour. Because you demand it. [Busted Coverage]

The 11 Most Badass Words Ever Uttered. [Cracked]

Jessica Alba is a mom. Countdown to the first glimpse at her new mom jugs is upon us. [Don Chavez]

A fun Brit named Jade to start your week off right. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Sam Raimi still wants to direct ‘Spiderman 4′ despite the crippling disappointment he delivered with ‘Spidey 3′. Three words Sam: Mara for Dunst. [Gawker]

Ced Benson has no idea what people are giving him shit for. He “ACED” the field sobriety test. Despite the guy being downright unlikeable we’re kind of inclined to agree that he did. Seriously, who the fuck is that smiley for their mug shot? Grade A students, that’s who. [FanHouse]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Erin Andrews’ phone number may haven been accidentally given out by SI, but the real news is how banging she looked on Kimmel’s pre-game show last night. Girlfriend cleans up for network. [Awful Announcing]

Kanye West is dating Nick Cannon and Osi Umenyiora’s seconds. And the hell if you want a piece of some chick Osi got his hands on. And by “got his hands on” we of course mean “pooped on”. [Gibbs12]

Abigail Clancy is by the pool with that broomstick husband of hers. Good god she asking for it. [On 205th]

Ed McMahon’s house is in foreclosure. How he never swindled his way into winning his own Sweepstakes we’ll never understand. [Page Six]

Jenna Hoskins knows her front court is her livelihood and we respect her all the more for it. [HGOM]

Top 7 Baseball “What If” Stories. [Joe Sports Fan]

These 7-inch Strech videos commissioned by Hollywoodtuna should come with some sort of “ruin a decent pair of pants” warning. Oh, and it’s probably NSFW. [Hollywoodtuna]

UNC’s Ty Lawson got busted for DWI. Guess he’s not quite that fast. [The Big Lead]

The Playboy Search via YouTube continues on. (video) [Uncoached]

John Smoltz wants to go to Q School and legitimately play on the Champions Tour when he’s done with baseball. And he’s actually good enough to do it. Eerily similar to our ability to both drive in traffic and house Krystals at the same time. [FanHouse]

Bill Simmons, not a fan of Rick Reilly’s. But who under 65 is really? [Deadspin]

Good times on the Playboy Bus. Feel free to go ahead and be prematurely disappointed in your weekend plans. [Busted Coverage]

Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer’s crystal ball projects the death of print media in roughly ten years. HEL-LO advertising dollars. [Engadget]

We’re unclear what to make of these beach pictures of Brody Jenner, his mom, and some hot chick, but one thing’s for sure: Brody’s mom is just begging for a motor boat. [WWTDD]

Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

One of the milfiest porn stars around: Krystal Summers. Go ahead, try and pretend she doesn’t do it for you. [HGOM]

Tiger and Phil will be paired with Adam Scott the first two rounds of US Open. Should be interesting, to everyone but Adam Scott of course. He’s pretty bullshit the two of them are going to distract people from how dreamy he is. [With Leather]

Miniature ceramic statue + Football + Jesus = Inspirational. [Gibbs12]

Bridget Moynahan left the nunnery (or wherever the hell she’s been hiding) to drop a few quotes to one of those magazines our moms keep in the bathroom. [FanHouse]

Kevin Garnett may have shipped his last mistress with him when he was traded, once again proving the chicks in Boston just don’t cut it, even by Minnesotan standards. [Sports by Brooks]

The Nikki Cox decline has ventured from mildly amusing to just plain sad and gross. Next up on Jay Mohr’s list: the wet dream. [Hollywoodtuna]

Verizon acquired Alltel today and is now the largest wireless network. Suck on that shit AT&T! [Wall Street Fighter]

Donovan McNabb took batting practice with Ken Griffey Jr., shared conditioning tips. [Shutdown Corner]

The dude in the right of this picture is either the awesomest dad or the worst dad ever. All depends on your perspective. [Bright Black Internet]