At least when you're not the one living with him. I guess there is like a 90% chance he manufactured this entire thread to make himself seem awesome. I like where his head's at though. MORE » Contribute

They had me at Golden Girls Marathon and then slammed it home with The Abe Lincoln. MORE » 1 Response

If you're not watching Always Sunny by now and you're not familiar with DickTowel.com that's your own problem. You just knew they were going to toss up this awesomely bad website and video. "Funny. Functional. Sexual."

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If my neighbors left a note like this on my door I'd frame it and show it off to everyone. Remember: she's not faking as long as you don't think she's faking. MORE » Contribute

Kenny Powers quotes hastily Microsoft Painted over beautiful landscapes…because I couldn’t think of a good reason NOT to do this.

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This is hands down the best day after 21st birthday Facebook thread I've ever seen. Then again, it's the only one I've ever seen and I'm a sucker for Twilight jokes. So maybe I'm not the best judge. MORE » 1 Response

It didn't take most of us long to realize the sex education we got in school wasn't going to come in handy. We asked you to look back at your sex life, and Photoshop the lessons you wish they'd taught you back in school.

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When we finished giggling at a preview for Cameron Diaz's new movie The Box (heh, heh...box) we had a contest to see how many other movies that sound like euphemisms for genitalia we could name. And then we giggled some more. MORE » 6 Responses

Tracy needs to learn how to use Facebook before sending messages like this one. MORE » 1 Response

Not to brag, but I've seen a lot of brothel menus in my day, and this one takes the cake in terms of weirdness. MORE » Contribute

If you want to be Kenny-f'n-Powers for Halloween, Complex broke it down and can show you where to get everything. MORE » Contribute

We saw this once on a bathroom wall back in college and really appreciated it. Nice to see it's finally made it's way to the world wide web. MORE » Contribute

If you enjoy the misfortune of newspeople as much as we do check this out. A couple of old favorites as well as a fuck up or two we've never seen before. Bunch of dummies.

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A while back we celebrated Will Ferrell's all-time repeatable movie lines, and since Vince Vaughn is 1B in the repeatable lines category he deserves his own piece as well. Vince may be mailing it in with Couple's Retreat, but when you contribute "just the tip" to society you've earned the right to cash a paycheck every once and a while. MORE » 2 Responses

It's well documented that we don't watch Entourage (see: our many treatises on Kevin Connolly's midgetry), but this Matt Damon clip aired after the credits of this year's season finale, and we have to hand it to Damon for doing his best in making us not hate the show. MORE » Contribute

The combination of knowing that we're all going to die someday anyway, and the fact that bacon is always welcome (fucking...always) has led to the creation of one of the most glorious ways to die slowly.

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Don't worry, weekly TFLN reviews have not gone away, just forgot to pay my Internet bill. We're back up and running - take it in.

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The few, the proud, the motherfucking Marines. MORE » 1 Response

Here's a campaign that will always have our support...fucking...always. MORE » 1 Response

...and of course he's fucking pissed. MORE » Contribute