Let’s be honest, 95% of the dudes we know don’t live what you call interesting lives. We mostly work 9 to 5 jobs which usually involve a cubicle, meaningless piles of paper work, and maybe a respectable paycheck.

A few of us get to regularly breathe fresh air by working in sales where you travel from place to place trying to convince a store owner he needs the newest toilet bowl cleaning product on his shelves or trying to convince an office manager your copiers print in better, brighter colors, but who really fucking cares.

Yeah, it’s not all bad, but in the cut throat game of conquering vag every little advantage helps, including upgrading that 10 hour a day debacle you call a career and spitting out something else to up your stock. Maybe it’s not honest, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned to get ahead over the years, its lie, lie, and lie some more. And when done appropriately, the art of embellishing your job can do wonders for an average man’s game.

Be advised, working in false identities is for slumming purposes only. Don’t fall into the trap of using this technique on a girl only to decide she’s worth pummeling more than once. Next thing you know you’re hanging out with her sober, then you’re taking her to dinner, then you’re meeting her parents, and then you have a whole lot of explaining to do, which sucks.

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