This is easily the most enjoyable hockey clip I've seen in years. Probably because it doesn't involve hockey but instead a bunch of classy fans going at it over Scott Niedermayer's hockey stick. That chick would have a lot less teeth this morning if I had been there. MORE » 1 Response

Do you know what your Grandfather was doing yesterday? If he lives in San Diego he might have been out robbing banks. This geezer in the photo has hit up five banks in the area already.

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What's the best way for a middle school kid to go from being a punchline in gym class to being a punchline in life? You guessed it: his parents suing the school board after he took an errant dodgeball to the face.

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Phoenix police say a 21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State student, went batshit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28th.

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Joshua Basso made a series of 911 calls where he asked a female operator about her breasts and whether she'd have sex with him. It was certainly the cheaper (but probably less cooperative) phone sex option. And yes, he's from Florida.

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It's pretty much a U-Haul with plexiglass walls that goes up and down the strip. Of course, a bunch of prudes are up in arms over it, but I think everyone should take a second and appreciate a girl who can work a pole while in a moving vehicle.

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Mess with the bull, you get the horns. Mess with the horse, you get the...teeth? What little girl hates horses, anyway? MORE » Contribute

This apparently happened in June in Ohio so not sure why it took so long to make it to the internet. Let's just all be thankful that it was only Bud Light, and that it was only Ohio. MORE » Contribute

This cameraman learned the hard way. Brutal nut shot.

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And just yesterday I ordered a plate of freedom fries because I didn't think the French had anything left to offer. I regret that decision now. MORE » 1 Response

Talk about Halloween irony at its finest. He would have really done his costume a disservice if he hadn't blown. Way to stay in character.

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A bat interrupted the Spurs-Kings game on Halloween night. Luckily Manu Ginobili has Argentinian bat combat experience or things could have gotten out of hand. Say what you will about his flopping, but this shit is impressive. MORE » 2 Responses

As a frequenter of the McDonald's drive-thru it's good to know rhyming your order is frowned upon. Though I'm still confused as to whether the cops were called due to rapping in general or just white kid rapping. MORE » Contribute

The two smartest people in Iowa were arrested after police responding to an attempted burglary found the pair with black, scribbled faces from a Sharpie permanent marker they tried to use as a mask. MORE » Contribute

Andre Agassi has shocked the world by admitting in a new autobiography that he took crystal meth in the 1990s. Maybe that's what explains all his outlandish outfits and long hair during that era...

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This happened right before she accused you of having a thing for your cousin. In her defense, your cousin does have a nice rack. MORE » Contribute

A desperate Phillies fan faces prostitution charges after posting a Craigslist ad offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets.

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In what can only be described as "question everything you know" level of mind blowing, here's video of the only cat on the planet who likes to swim. She likes it so much she even goes scuba diving with her own custom equipment. MORE » 1 Response

I originally thought this was a well played photoshop, but it turns out the most ironic website on the planet actually exists. Probably the only online community where child-bearing hips are at a huge premium.

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At least this chick had the sense to leave the scene instead of having to explain herself. MORE » Contribute