This apparently happened in June in Ohio so not sure why it took so long to make it to the internet. Let's just all be thankful that it was only Bud Light, and that it was only Ohio. MORE » Contribute

This cameraman learned the hard way. Brutal nut shot.

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And just yesterday I ordered a plate of freedom fries because I didn't think the French had anything left to offer. I regret that decision now. MORE » 1 Response

Talk about Halloween irony at its finest. He would have really done his costume a disservice if he hadn't blown. Way to stay in character.

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A bat interrupted the Spurs-Kings game on Halloween night. Luckily Manu Ginobili has Argentinian bat combat experience or things could have gotten out of hand. Say what you will about his flopping, but this shit is impressive. MORE » 2 Responses

As a frequenter of the McDonald's drive-thru it's good to know rhyming your order is frowned upon. Though I'm still confused as to whether the cops were called due to rapping in general or just white kid rapping. MORE » Contribute

The two smartest people in Iowa were arrested after police responding to an attempted burglary found the pair with black, scribbled faces from a Sharpie permanent marker they tried to use as a mask. MORE » Contribute

Andre Agassi has shocked the world by admitting in a new autobiography that he took crystal meth in the 1990s. Maybe that's what explains all his outlandish outfits and long hair during that era...

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This happened right before she accused you of having a thing for your cousin. In her defense, your cousin does have a nice rack. MORE » Contribute

A desperate Phillies fan faces prostitution charges after posting a Craigslist ad offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets.

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In what can only be described as "question everything you know" level of mind blowing, here's video of the only cat on the planet who likes to swim. She likes it so much she even goes scuba diving with her own custom equipment. MORE » 1 Response

I originally thought this was a well played photoshop, but it turns out the most ironic website on the planet actually exists. Probably the only online community where child-bearing hips are at a huge premium.

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At least this chick had the sense to leave the scene instead of having to explain herself. MORE » Contribute

Think the ER is filled with melodrama love stories like on TV? It's not. "I had to stitch up a guy who sneezed while shaving and cut...his balls."

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Celebrity tattoos are so Summer 2009. Kick ass fictional characters are officially where it's at in the tattoo business. Is this a chick's arm? If so: 1) tremendous, and 2) bet her husband owns a customized KP jersey. MORE » Contribute

MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer reads with blind faith from the teleprompter, forever branding MSNBC with the “they all look the same to us” stigma. Michael Jordan looks friggin pissed. MORE » 10 Responses

We’re not talking paint jobs and new rims… some folks cover their vehicles with cameras, old tires and even fur. Check out 13 of the most insanely decorated cars and vehicles.

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Come on, man. Apu would never do this.

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So he could hammered and bulldoze road signs. Why would you buy a hummer? MORE » Contribute

This Vegas elevator surveillance video compilation helps cement what we most feared: casino security guards see way more girl on girl action than we ever will. Kind of NSFW. MORE » 5 Responses