...and he's been drinking. MORE » Contribute

The Onion is seriously in the zone lately with their videos. Not sure why the premises need to center around young boys to be hilarious, but it's working so no reason to change up now. MORE » Contribute

Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems. That's why we've created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.

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This is pretty much exactly what I'm not looking for in a cab driver. MORE » Contribute

The useful information HBO's "The Following Program Contains" warnings should actually tell you.

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I missed South Park on Wednesday and it was my loss because Cartman's "Too many minorities at my waterpark" musical number is simply epic. "There are Mexicans all around me. The lazy river has never been lazier." MORE » Contribute

"Sex sells" is arguably the most hackneyed cliche about the advertising industry. When the Don Drapers of Madison Avenue apply this psychological truism to the side of the road, it increases the likeliness of an fender bender.

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I probably shouldn't enjoy the misfortune of children as much as I do, but I do, so I might as well own it. I don't give a shit if this is some fake marketing viral either. Still hysterical. MORE » Contribute

If you're dressed as Chewbacca you can assault two chicks at the same time. If you're dressed as Batman you can break windows. All without consequences. I hear Greenman doesn't have to pay child support. Costumes are awesome. MORE » Contribute

The only thing funnier than a hockey player eating it during a goal celebration is a Swedish hockey player eating during a goal celebration. Europeans just don't make plexiglass like they used to. MORE » Contribute

Taking Venn Diagrams to a whole new delicious level.

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At least when you're not the one living with him. I guess there is like a 90% chance he manufactured this entire thread to make himself seem awesome. I like where his head's at though. MORE » Contribute

Not sure if they're taking a shot at Brett Favre or Gator fans or if this is just an homage to Tobias Funke, but regardless the intentions the comedy outweighs the homoeroticism. I think. MORE » 1 Response

The sun is one mischievous bastard. You give him an inch and he'll make dong shapes up and down your bridge. MORE » 4 Responses

Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire internet. We'd gladly pit our commenters against any other site's commenters in a battle of wits, and they'd easily kick ass and take usernames.

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Wonder if she realized the catatonic silence made the end reaction all that more effective? And who knew the Today Show was chocked full of so much comedy? MORE » 1 Response

This is ridiculously accurate. Especially if you're Canadian or 5.0. MORE » Contribute

Found this on Fail Blog and too awesome not to share. Totally worth the $20. MORE » Contribute

It's been a while since the last installment of FOD's best video series, "Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis". This one isn't quite as good as some of the past editions, but it's still better than 99.9% of all videos on the internet. MORE » 1 Response

The drunkest convenience store customer ever (here and here) is back. This time he's only got 10 awesomely drunk lives to make a successful beer run. This game needs to be an iPhone app. MORE » Contribute