We've heard rumors that shit has gotten real for our favorite Zabka impersonating Bama fan and he's received all sorts of threats from angry SEC fans. And now he's hanging up the persona so there's probably some truth there. MORE » 1 Response

I want to believe this new MTV promo is a hoax but I know it's not. Mind-numbing garbage like this couldn't be more in MTV's wheelhouse. On a bright note, this show could end up being the year's best comedy. MORE » 2 Responses

This video of Vin Diesel breakdancing when he was like 15 really needs to be seen. I hate Vin Diesel so I feel it is my civic duty to get this to as many internet people as I can. MORE » 6 Responses

Here’s the third installment from everyone’s favorite full-time Bama fan and part-time Billy Zabka impersonator. JT takes it to a whole new level this week, working in interviews, face paint, and gay jokes. Needless to say, he's probably no longer welcome in Baton Rouge. MORE » Contribute

Here's the second installment from everyone's favorite full-time Bama fan and part-time Billy Zabka impersonator. Time to get your hate on. "Do not come into Tuscaloosa and pollute our towns. MORE » 4 Responses

Big Cherry forwarded this to the rest of Team C&T at the beginning of the week but we thought we'd wait until closer to the weekend to start riling up CFB fans. This guy's Bama bangs deserve their own zip code. MORE » 22 Responses

We're truly saddened by this one and we're going to honor him the best way we know how. RIP. MORE » 1 Response

We're not sure if this was made to boost Pizza Hut's struggling sales or Jim Breuer's struggling career but here's the *cough* fake *cough* video of Breuer flipping out and pushing some fluffer in the pool during a Pizza Hut commercial shoot. Dude probably asked him if he would do Goat Boy. MORE » Contribute

Since all the kids are into autotune the Miami Dolphins decided to remind the rest of the NFL just how hip they are with T-Pain's new version of their fight song. Congratulations, Dolphins fans. You've just had your retired sixth man jersey moment. MORE » Contribute

CW's reboot of Melrose Place (no Andrew Shue? count us out) is apparently going the Gossip Girl marketing route using thinly veiled, trying-too-hard word play to advertise the show's super extreme sexiness. This shit still stars Ashlee Simpson, right? MORE » Contribute

I never get tired of seeing other people’s bad decisions. Ever. I especially like seeing other people’s bad decisions displayed prominently on some part of their body.

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Microsoft is packaging its new Internet Explorer 8 browser with an "exclusive unreleased track" from Nickelback. Sounds like the appropriate punishment to us. MORE » Contribute

Do you know how we know you suck? You filed an official complaint when you got hit in the head during a missed high five.

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Props to the dude who drops the "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" line, but other than that it's just impossible to get past the massive levels of dork in this senior prank. MORE » 1 Response

Who knew the secret to revealing to the world what a self righteous prick you are was going on public radio in Canada? MORE » 3 Responses

The patent better be pending because the patent office is still trying to accurately determine how many people are going to get their asses kicked. MORE » Contribute

We're just kind of impressed the universe didn't implode when Brody Jenner and Joe Francis tried to pretend to get in a fight with each other. You know, due to the extreme levels of concentrated douchiness. MORE » Contribute

It's called the LightLane. And we promise to chuck an empty beer can at the first person we see using one. MORE » Contribute

Every so often someone will ask us why we don’t like Kanye West, and we’ll respond “because he sucks,” but MORE » 2 Responses