If my neighbors left a note like this on my door I'd frame it and show it off to everyone. Remember: she's not faking as long as you don't think she's faking. MORE » Contribute

Kenny Powers quotes hastily Microsoft Painted over beautiful landscapes…because I couldn’t think of a good reason NOT to do this.

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Disclaimer: Tweets are chronologically backwards for the sake of readability. "great aunt's funeral not so great after all."

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We saw this this morning and plan to relocate NextRound HQs within the next few days (they ran out of room for "buckets of beers" on the wall.) MORE » Contribute

No matter where you went to college, chances are you most likely drank many of the beers and malt liquors on our list at some point in time. From late night PBR blackouts to hiding the ghetto coozie from the police, cheap beer has got a place in everyone's hearts.

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Can I please have my iPhone back now dad...this is getting embarrassing. MORE » Contribute

"Daves 4 Life!!!" still has me giggling. MORE » Contribute

You may have already heard, but the Yankees won the World Series last night. Smart money says Kate Hudson's involvement got them over the hump. The real question is were this many headline writers thinking the same thing or are they just a bunch of unorignal assholes? MORE » Contribute

This is hands down the best day after 21st birthday Facebook thread I've ever seen. Then again, it's the only one I've ever seen and I'm a sucker for Twilight jokes. So maybe I'm not the best judge. MORE » 1 Response

It didn't take most of us long to realize the sex education we got in school wasn't going to come in handy. We asked you to look back at your sex life, and Photoshop the lessons you wish they'd taught you back in school.

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Lesson learned: Shit yourself if you’re ever trying to evade law enforcement. MORE » Contribute

Every property-owning Bro's post-college digs should have a some sort of man cave: a sanctuary -- or mantuary -- dedicated to masculine awesomeness. It is a necessary refuge for drama-free existence from the mundane 9-to-5 world.

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Warning Signs are everywhere, and they're really helpful. They tell us when something is electrified, when a lawnmower blade is sharp enough to cut our fingers off, or when a chemical is incredibly poisonous.

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They had me at the Pedobear jack-o-lantern. MORE » Contribute

From the guys who brought you "Hot Chicks with Dogs with Boners" comes a new site that is exactly what it sounds like. Warning: visiting kind of makes you feel like you're someone who's into snuff films.

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Easily the most accurate and compelling description of the internet I've ever seen. MORE » Contribute

It's not often that geeks and fakies combine in such terrific fashion. What are the odds she was compensated for participating? MORE » 6 Responses

Just another startling example of why you don't friend your parents on Facebook. This kid is staring down a decade's worth of nightmares. MORE » 1 Response

Jack Satin over at Satin Movie Blog went through and compiled just how much that wacky tale of Vegas debauchery would have cost. MORE » 4 Responses

Tracy needs to learn how to use Facebook before sending messages like this one. MORE » 1 Response