Life And Times

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The Life And Times Of William Hung

July 29th, 2008 by NextRound

Hot Clicks posted a recent William Hung performance yesterday, and let’s just say that after several viewings we’ve come to the conclusion that the Hungamaniac hasn’t lost it. We were so moved by his ability to continue to bring his A game after all these years that we’ve decided it is our duty to catch up the masses on the life and times of the single most talented person to ever grace the set of American Idol. Enjoy.

The first and last time William huffed freon. Sometimes you can simply party too hard.

The time Tedford decided to bring out the big guns to motivate his team for Saturday’s game.

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The 20 All-Time Greatest Photo Bombers

July 11th, 2008 by NextRound

We realize we’re not the first website to tackle the subject of photobombing, but it’s Friday, and one of the elder members of Team Cool & Tough turned 30 last night, and yesterday we were sent a new batch of these that made a little pee come out. We’ve done some research and here are our 20 all-time favorite photo bombers.

The White Guy Bomber. Ruining photos in the bravest of fashions.

The Albino Bomber.

The Frat Guy Bomber. Letting dudes everywhere know which chicks are in the ugly sororities with one simple facial expression.

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The Life And Times Of Uncle Joey

June 19th, 2008 by NextRound

Far too many people are under the impression that Dave Coulier died in the 90’s. And seeing that that’s just something we refuse to accept we’re here to catch you up on the life and times of everyone’s favorite Full House uncle not named Jesse.

Demonstrating that the easiest venue to pick up high school chicks is their own cafeteria…

A night out with the other members of the Panty Dropper’s Society - West Coast Chapter.

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The Life And Times Of Mr. Belding

April 10th, 2008 by NextRound

Have you, like us, been completely entranced by the reemergence of Mr. Belding (aka Dennis Haskins) over the world wide web over the last year or so? Have you too been captivated by his cool and toughness? Yes? We thought so.

We ran across this on Deadspin Monday and it pretty much cinched our inevitable “we heart Belding” piece. We’ve taken it upon ourselves to assemble the current exploits of Mr. Belding all in one place. Rest assured, they are awesome.

Say goodbye to the days of wishing you were Zack Morris (and/or A.C. Slater for our douchier contingent). Say hello to the life and times of Mr. Belding…

Mr. B spent Easter Sunday dominating the Hard Rock in Vegas with a bunch of aspiring porn stars dressed up like schoolgirls. How’d you spend yours? Egg Hunt?

Belding played nice for the camera when he ran into Brody Jenner in Vegas, but our sources tell us thirty seconds after this picture was taken he dragged Brody outside and smacked him around just to see how easy it was.

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Most Americans are woefully uninformed of the damage ninjas are wreaking on homeless men across the country. We’re taking it upon ourselves to inform you. The evidence is simply overwhelming.

Exhibit A: The very first victim.

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