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Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems. That's why we've created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.

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The useful information HBO's "The Following Program Contains" warnings should actually tell you.

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A lot of people are pretty sure that the woman in this image on the left is the same as the woman on the right, but I’m not sure that I buy it.

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"Sex sells" is arguably the most hackneyed cliche about the advertising industry. When the Don Drapers of Madison Avenue apply this psychological truism to the side of the road, it increases the likeliness of an fender bender.

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Miss Feeney has combined two elements of the 40’s/50’s (wearing ties, pin-ups) and applied both of them to some fine neckware that will make you look like a square just like everyone else, except your tie secretly has a naughty side, just like Janet from Accounting… who still won’t return

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Taking Venn Diagrams to a whole new delicious level.

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Do you know what your Grandfather was doing yesterday? If he lives in San Diego he might have been out robbing banks. This geezer in the photo has hit up five banks in the area already.

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We’re about a week into the season for college hoops, we’ve already had a dramatic last-second win and, after last night, a scare for the consensus No. 1 team.

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