We’ll be releasing NextRound Groups to the public over the next few weeks and there’s really no better way to demonstrate how Team Cool & Tough slacks off from work on a daily basis than to conduct the occasional mock draft in our group. Going forward we plan to post these on a bi-weekly basis. Anticipate obscure topics, heavy chauvinism, flawed reasoning, gay jokes, creative profanity, and just enough comedy to pass them off as readable.

Since just about every member of Team C&T (sans Proto and Steve Irony) has been completely consumed by college football this week our first draft subject was College Football QB Ass Getting Potential…

Guidelines:

Draft college QBs by who you’d most want to trade lives with in order to capitalize on ass getting potential. Note: We’re not drafting QBs by how much coed tail we think they currently crush, but by their potential to victimize the female student body if they got their priorities in order. Try to include: Name, college, brief reasoning, and type of skeez most susceptible.

Loosely followed draft order: 1) SMac, 2) MDub, 3) TBone, 4) Toast, 5) Big Slim, 6) Maske.

Note: Several members of Team C&T were traveling this week and couldn’t participate. Most notable omissions are Booth, JB, and Big Sexy.

1) SMac -Mark Sanchez, USC Trojans

Two words: USC. Quarterback. He’s basically a junior Leinart and he’s about to hit the prime of his coed hitting career. An above average season and he’ll be a Playboy mansion regular, and I’m pretty sure he’ll be turning down network actresses left and right. Add to the fact that he’s a solid pro prospect and this guy is a lock for Mayor of Poon City.

Most Susceptible: Anything that walks.

2) MDub - John Parker Wilson, Alabama

I’m making the homer call here. Not only does JPW carry on the tradition of having bangs that make every sorority girl in Bama cream herself (see: Brodie Croyle and Tyler Watts), he was also the starting quarterback at Hoover High and is the brother of the quarterback of Hoover from Two-a-Days. He could seriously use the “Do you know who I am?” line and cause panties to drop on Alabama ladies from the 8th grade all the way to the retirement home.

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