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IMAGE We're talking about bowling, right?

VIDEO Now this is how you make a lawyer commercial.

VIDEO Samuel L. Jackson lines dubbed over Darth Vader scenes. Approve. NSFW audio.

IMAGE Magnums please.

VIDEO A surprisingly delicate maneuver.

VIDEO Literally. That's just good news-ing, Bloomberg.

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IMAGE One thing is kinda off though. See if you can catch it.

IMAGE Some solid wordplay though.

IMAGE I really need to know what movie this is from.

VIDEO Never change, Rays. Never change.

IMAGE Yes. Yes it did.

IMAGE Not sure if they meant "to be" or "you are."

VIDEO Quite possibly the only supercut the world ever truly needed.

VIDEO Maxwell Ulin’s opponent for Student Body President of Crossroads School for Arts & Sciences is a young lady named Summer who managed to score an endorsement from actor Giancarlo Esposito (best known as Breaking Bad’s Gus Fring) in a private video to classmates.

IMAGE Stuck in purgatory.

IMAGE I don't think the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review thought the front page to this weekend's "Living" section through.

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