NextRound/Offbeat

VIDEO Of course he does.

IMAGE It’s a bit too cliched and bro-ish to completely win me over.

VIDEO "When Creed broke up for several years back in 2004 most true Creed fans killed themselves."

VIDEO This is just uplifting.

VIDEO If it wasn’t already hard enough to take him seriously, Seattle-based real-life superhero Phoenix Jones gets the equally ridiculous villain he deserves. Here’s hoping this shit gets out of control.

VIDEO Ever so slightly NSFW thanks to granny euphemisms.

VIDEO Watch this. You'll be all the better for it.

IMAGE Now that's just good timing.

IMAGE Seems legit, except for the shaving part.

IMAGE Yeah, so, there's this.

Here name is Valeria Lukyanova. She's a 21-year-old woman from Ukraine. She always wanted to be a Barbie doll. Link for more pics if you're into that sort of thing.

LINK: http://vk.com>>

IMAGE Every previous owner had a beard? Check.

In the Middle East instead of Tennessee for some reason.

LINK: http://www.uproxx.com>>

Adding sharks to ‘Parks And Rec’ for no reason whatsoever.

LINK: http://sharksandrec.tumblr.com>>

VIDEO A “travel dating website” for attractive females that want to travel for free with businessmen, doctors, entrepreneurs, and millionaires that are looking for attractive travel companions…with no intentions or expectations…at all.

IMAGE Simply your new favorite photo.

IMAGE At least he lost the tank top.

VIDEO Dirk the Penguin wasn't hurt, so this is hilarious.

IMAGE Blackout is coming...

IMAGE Totally forgot about the phonics monkey.