And by doing so created the funniest horse race ever. MORE » 2 Responses

A bat interrupted the Spurs-Kings game on Halloween night. Luckily Manu Ginobili has Argentinian bat combat experience or things could have gotten out of hand. Say what you will about his flopping, but this shit is impressive. MORE » 2 Responses

The fourth season of Friday Night Lights kicks off tonight on DirecTV’s 101 Network, and since today’s news is slower than old people humping, here’s a new extended version of the promo video that was floating around a week or two ago.

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It takes a certain kind of woman to date a professional athlete.

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Andre Agassi has shocked the world by admitting in a new autobiography that he took crystal meth in the 1990s. Maybe that's what explains all his outlandish outfits and long hair during that era...

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A desperate Phillies fan faces prostitution charges after posting a Craigslist ad offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets.

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I’m back—with a fresh new view on the upcoming NBA season. After hours of thorough evaluation and research I have come up with the most accurate and in depth preview of the upcoming NBA season.

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With the game versus the Raiders well in hand yesterday, Mark Sanchez did what any winner would do and scarfed down a delicious gameday hot dog. To the victor goes the spoils. MORE » Contribute

Some Phillies fans celebrate winning the National League by falling off cars, and some Phillies fans celebrate by air humping the hot local news reporter during a live broadcast. Can't go wrong either way as far as we're concerned. MORE » 2 Responses

Celebrity tattoos are so Summer 2009. Kick ass fictional characters are officially where it's at in the tattoo business. Is this a chick's arm? If so: 1) tremendous, and 2) bet her husband owns a customized KP jersey. MORE » Contribute

Howdy, friends. Sven Klemencic here. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya. But I wanted to let you all in on some good news. It looks like those refs are going to not go on strike. The NBA is back in business!

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Can't wait to see an encore from these drunk assholes if they repeat. MORE » Contribute

Here’s the third installment from everyone’s favorite full-time Bama fan and part-time Billy Zabka impersonator. JT takes it to a whole new level this week, working in interviews, face paint, and gay jokes. Needless to say, he's probably no longer welcome in Baton Rouge. MORE » Contribute

Prompted by the Steve Phillips scandal, Deadspin is taking ESPN talking heads to the matresses over rumors of sexual impropriety all over Bristol.

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Unathletic Mag has introduced the Ted Williams Halloween costume to the world and we're all the better for it. Immediately forward this to anyone you think has the balls and motivation to pull it off. MORE » 2 Responses

Nothing defies logic yet is universally recognized quite like the random childhood favorite team choice. That's why we're still Seahawks fans. Cause a Seahawk sounds awesome.

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Answering a Jeopardy question about yourself in the form of a question is harder than it sounds. MORE » Contribute

We guarantee this is the coolest hockey goal by a prepubescent kid you'll see all day. MORE » Contribute

Kind of makes you rethink foregoing your baseball career to pursue your passion for snarky remarks on the internet.

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Not all mascots are created equal. Some are failed band geeks, and some are dudes leveraging mascot cuddliness into boob grabs.

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