• Emily Kuchar is marrying a Cy Young winner. [Hot Clicks]
• Self-leaked Carmen Electra sex tape footage is here. NSFW. [DC]
• Your odds of dating as supermodel are surprisingly good. [Asylum]
• 'Cats for Gold' just made our day. [Urlesque]
• Elizabeth Lambert (aka Red Sonja of Soccer) is sorry. [With Leather] MORE » Contribute

In 1970, Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Doc Ellis threw a no hitter on LSD. The talented group No Mas has put together this epic animated short to commemorate the event. Not sure how I missed this last week but -- like my rent check -- better late than never. MORE » 1 Response

This Bruno deleted scene was just put on YouTube to promote the upcoming DVD release, and since it involves Pete Rose and sitting on Mexicans it needs to be seen. MORE » Contribute

You may have already heard, but the Yankees won the World Series last night. Smart money says Kate Hudson's involvement got them over the hump. The real question is were this many headline writers thinking the same thing or are they just a bunch of unorignal assholes? MORE » Contribute

A desperate Phillies fan faces prostitution charges after posting a Craigslist ad offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets.

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Some Phillies fans celebrate winning the National League by falling off cars, and some Phillies fans celebrate by air humping the hot local news reporter during a live broadcast. Can't go wrong either way as far as we're concerned. MORE » 2 Responses

Celebrity tattoos are so Summer 2009. Kick ass fictional characters are officially where it's at in the tattoo business. Is this a chick's arm? If so: 1) tremendous, and 2) bet her husband owns a customized KP jersey. MORE » Contribute

Can't wait to see an encore from these drunk assholes if they repeat. MORE » Contribute

Unathletic Mag has introduced the Ted Williams Halloween costume to the world and we're all the better for it. Immediately forward this to anyone you think has the balls and motivation to pull it off. MORE » 2 Responses

Kind of makes you rethink foregoing your baseball career to pursue your passion for snarky remarks on the internet.

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Here's a fun local Chevrolet commercial starring Phillies pitcher Cole Hammels where he openly admit to owning a Camaro. And to not being able to act his way out of a wet nutsack. That, or they shot him full of painkillers to make the Camaro admission. MORE » Contribute

Yesterday versus the Mets, Phillies Eric Bruntlett pulled off the first unassisted walkoff triple play in over 80 years. He then spent the rest of the day explaining to chicks at a bar what an unassisted triple play is. MORE » 2 Responses

This video of Ian Kinsler getting hit by a pitch features amateur YouTube voice over work and is receiving some Kenny Powers comparisons around the world wide web. Frankly, we don't see it. Sure, sounds like Kenny, but the creativity is just not their. NSFW language. MORE » Contribute

In case you haven't seen or heard, Phillies outfielder Shane Victorino had a beer dumped on him by a Cubs fan last night. It wouldn't have been the worst thing in the world if Victorino was a Bodog girl in a white tank top, but alas, he's not.

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We've heard rumors of Rusty K. in the past, and have liberally tossed around his name in baseball players with porn-sounding names conversations, but this is the first time we've seen an actual trading card. And it's as tremendous as you thought it would be. Thank you Fleer. MORE » Contribute

We posted the glorious "George Brett Shit Himself" video before, but some clever bastard just came around and one-upped it. If the news can get auto-tuned, then George Brett talking about shitting himself definitely deserves musical treatment. MORE » 1 Response

A dad in the stands at a Diamondbacks game made his play for Awesomest Dad Ever by barehanding a foul ball with toddler in arm. And to think, all your dad ever did at baseball games was toss peanut shells at you for spilling his beer. MORE » 1 Response

The fellas over at JSF put together an aggregate list of every baseball player reference and appearance on Seinfeld and we found ourselves poring over it for twenty minutes. We recommend you do the same.

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Mark Buehrle tossed a perfect game this afternoon and it was in no small part thanks to the heroic efforts of DeWayne Wise, who robbed Gabe Kapler of a lead off dinger in the 9th. After the game DeWayne was crowned by us as "World's greatest wingman". MORE » Contribute

This is easily one of the most impressive spectator foul ball grabs we've ever seen. And it was made -- wait for it -- by a fe-male. Wonder if she's ever seen the sun set in Poundtown, cause we could make that happen. MORE » Contribute