NextRound/Television

IMAGE The most accurate and astute review of Jersey Shore I've ever seen.

VIDEO I've got last night's "Fab Five" ESPN documentary sitting on my DVR (see: busy being awesome) and if this clip featuring the members hating on Duke -- complete with Jimmy King calling not only Christian Laettner but also Grant Hill "a bitch" -- is any indication I need to watch it ASAP.

VIDEO I'm not sure how you have Zach G on "SNL" and not play to his strengths but the "SNL" writers managed to pull it off over the weekend. Hell, they even did a poor job of making fun of Canadians. I watched the abridged DVR'd version yesterday and really only enjoyed the opening monologue and the closing credits, so here they are.

VIDEO From last night's "Conan". Dude should have a sense of humor as long as the royalties checks keep coming in.

VIDEO Going into watching this FOD exclusive with Charlie Sheen I had no intention of posting it. We've put a moratorium on all things Sheen but since this is the first thing I've seen since the meltdown where he's seemed remotely self aware I thought it was worth sharing.

VIDEO This study sounds totally legit and in no way a cheap excuse for My Fox Boston to roll out a cleavage montage.

VIDEO This doesn't sound like it has all that much potential but it's awesomely done and and the comedy is pretty tremendous. Drunken holiday party midget rides FTW.

Ever wonder who is already on the exclusive list Tracy Jordan is attempting to join? No? Well, here they are anyway. I would have definitely taken the under.

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VIDEO Here's "Mad Men's" Vincent Kartheiser and Rich Sommer making an ironic case for trains as the 1965 fictional versions of themselves in this FOD original in support of high speed rail. I like "Mad Men" and high speed rail equally so I thought I'd pass it along.

VIDEO We've all apparently been saying our prayers and taking our vitamins because Zach Galifianakis is back to host "SNL" this weekend and the world will be a better place for it, as evidenced by how he takes an unfunny "got your nose" premise in the final promo and turns into comedy gold.

VIDEO A student at the University of Lincoln in the UK attempted to pump some awesome into his school's promotional efforts with this kick ass commercial. Unfortunately school officials suck and passed. That's when the internet came to the rescue.

VIDEO The nerdiest stop motion film you'll see today.

Suffering from Sheen fatigue? Who isn't? Thankfully, Greg Leuch of F.A.T. has developed an easily downloadable browser add-on to make your internet surfing Charlie Sheen-free for the foreseeable. Don't fret Emilio fans, Estevez content goes untouched.

LINK: http://fffff.at>>

VIDEO Former Wyoming senator Alan Simpson is super old balls so when he made an appearance on Fox News he of course bitched about kids these days not having respect for their elders and mangled the names of a few rappers who were far more popular a decade ago.

IMAGE In honor of Steve Carell's last day of shooting for The Office, NBC made a three-foot-tall replica of his iconic mug in cake form.

VIDEO Told to "pretend to type" in the background of a news report, one uncomfortable policeman takes the words a little too literally.

Pleated Jeans has taken just about every retailer screenshot from "The Simpsons" and plotted out a Springfield Mall Directory. What it lacks in accuracy it makes up for in good times Simpsons trivia.

LINK: http://pleated-jeans.com>>

VIDEO I didn't catch this weekend's Miley Cyrus hosted "SNL" but everything I've caught up on has confirmed this as the funniest bit (I'm sure it's just a coincidence Miley isn't in it). Needs more Caruso, but still solid stuff.

VIDEO Today I learned how Seth Green’s career started.

VIDEO Here's Bill Hader as Charlie Sheen in Saturday's "SNL" cold open. Sucks for "SNL" they had to wait until Saturday when Sheen-fatigue had already sunk in for everyone.