NextRound/Television

VIDEO This might be a little too inside baseball for those of you who like to think of Old Spice Guy has having the ability to leap tall buildings and speak underwater, but I thought it was pretty entertaining. Isaiah Mustafa would totally have a beer with me.

Once again proving the "L" stands for laughable, TLC is now casting a never nude reality show, based on a fictional affliction from a fictional show (although quite possibly the greatest fictional show ever).

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Characters from popular sitcoms for your guessing pleasure.

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VIDEO Here's Fallon's "Winning" for Men Charlie Sheen cologne parody from last night's "Late Night". Hopefully this sets the bar a bit higher for Charlie Sheen parody going forward.

VIDEO Not only is common porn vernacular allowed, it's reviewed and accepted as a legit answer to whatever the hell it is this game show is about.

IMAGE Borrowing from The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Deuce of Clubs has created this gem using the best of recent Sheen-isms. Needs more calling Jefferson a p*ssy, but other than that two big thumbs up.

VIDEO Splice all of Charlie Sheen's "winning" quotes from recent interviews together makes Tony Robbins seem like a droopy-eyed, armless child.

VIDEO Rosario Dawson grabs Paul Rudd's junk while he simultaneously cops a feel after Paul spent some quality time with Eva Mendes' luscious love melons (it's not a stress ball, Paul), all in the name of presenting an award at the 2011 Independent Spirit Awards.

VIDEO Kimmel killed it with this one last night, totally making up for the lack of funny in the "Hottie Body Hump Club".

VIDEO Back in October when Stewart/Colbert held there "Rally to Restore Sanity" in DC there was an escalator malfunction in the metro station that caused the down escalator to speed up and start slinging people on top of each other.

VIDEO Here's the big star-studded "Kimmel" skit that aired after the Oscars last night. It doesn't hold a candle to "The Handsome Men's Club" but what it lacks in comedy, it somewhat makes up for in hot famous chicks dry-humping exercise balls.

"I blinked and I cured my brain." Is it me or does Charlie Sheen deserve some credit for this thing continually getting better? It should be so old by now but instead it gets more epic by the day. Not Bipolar. "Bi-Winning." Totally worth five minutes of your day.

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VIDEO I watched more of the Oscars telecast than I care to admit. It was pretty meh as usual, made interesting primarily by guessing how stoned James Franco was and Kirk Douglas uncomfortably derailing the show for ten minutes with his oldness. I did think this opening sketch was pretty decent (even if they didn't bother to have it make sense). But these are screen actors and it was filmed in advanced.

VIDEO It was only a matter of time before someone mashed up Charlie Sheen's epic rant with Mel Gibson and Christian Bale's versions, so Film Drunk's Oliver Noble went ahead and tackled the task.

You've probably heard by now that yesterday on the Alex Jones Show Charlie Sheen took his level of crazy to a whole new stratosphere. Warming Glow has been nice enough to analyze the bat shit craziest of the quotes. Enjoy.

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VIDEO The kick ass "That's Brisk, Baby!" is now uncut and awesomer AND Brisk has launched their Facebook "Brisk Yourself" claymation app. Both are cool and a great way burn through Friday. Check them out.

VIDEO Fact: everybody still hates you, Bieber.

VIDEO Who knew a question about a CGI'd cats and dogs movie could turn so weird and awkward. And hilarious.

VIDEO I haven’t been watching "Family Guy" recently but when I saw this I thought it was absolutely brilliant.

VIDEO I think everyone who watches "House" is like me and DVRs it to watch it later in the week when they're not taking advantage of Monday drink specials because today was the first I've seen anything about "House" recreating the Pulp Fiction "Did I break your concentration?" scene.