A role model for chicks who qualify as “7s or less” on the attractive city scale that is (DC “9s or less” for those needing a handicap).

Why exactly? Because as the popularity of yesterday’s new Fergie bikini shots demonstrated (here, here, here, here, and here), you don’t have to be a natural beauty to be ogled by hordes of horny dudes across the planet. You don’t have to be any kind of beauty for the matter.

Fergie garners fame, fortune, and admirers galore despite her crippling case of Butterfaceitis. When you think about it, it’s really impressive. No less impressive than the one-legged lady who runs marathons. Or that old blind guy hitting a hole in one.

Fergie’s example should be a lesson to 5s and 6s everywhere. All it takes is a personal trainer, some serious dedication, and getting the appropriate amount of cosmetic work done for you to overcome your shortcomings and achieve all the things Fergie has achieved. Meet your new role model.

For full Fergie spreads check out Hollywoodtuna.

But there’s nothing quite like plastic surgery done right (sprinkled in with a little dedication to physical fitness, of course).

Exhibit A: Tara Reid.

(More poolside shots at Hollywoodtuna)

It wasn’t long ago (less than a week?) that we may have used Tara as the butt to a Carson Daly joke. And maybe even compared her to The Cottagecheesasaurus, Jennifer Love Hewitt. We’re not so sure we did that though. Doesn’t sound like us. And besides, it’s difficult to track back more than two days due to all the draft beer and bong resin.

Regardless, Tara appears to have bounced back to a completely effable edition of herself. And most impressive–as our friends at Hollywoodtuna point out–is that these are candid shots, not airbrushed Maxim photos. Sure, the new Tara has a little porno hot to her, but there ain’t nothing wrong with that.

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