“Matrix” Creators, The Wachowski Brother’s, movie adaptation of “Speed Racer” opens this weekend. Check 7 or more of the following True and it’s a virtual lock you’re going to enjoy it.

You’ve already seen “Iron Man” twice. T __ F __

You kept up with the plot of the two “Matrix” sequels. T __ F __

Nothing about this Film Drunk post outlining how Larry Wachowski divorced his wife for a dominatrix and then had a transgender operation to become “Lana” Wachowski creeps you out. T __ F __

You clicked on this picture of Matthew Fox as Racer X and didn’t laugh your balls off before losing a little respect for Jack from “Lost”. T __ F __

Like Steve Irony, you think Christina Ricci is extremely underrated. And your friends judge you for that. T __ F __

It’s possible for you to watch “The Girl Next Door” and “Alpha Dog” without becoming preoccupied with what a little bitch Emile Hirsch is. T __ F __

If someone brought up Anime in a conversation your immediate reaction would not be, “What the fuck are you talking about?” T __ F __

You’d still bang Susan Sarandon. T __ F __

You’ve had five questions to think about it and the Wachowski brother dominatrix / sex change thing still doesn’t bother you. T __ F __

You’re ten years old. T __ F __

Will Ferrell’s “Semi-Pro” opens this weekend. Check 7 or more of the following true and it’s a virtual lock you’re going to enjoy it.

The words “pissing” and “excellence” represent you in some form or another in an online profile. T __ F __

You had no clue who John C. Reilly was prior to 2006. T __ F __

You have on more than one occasion followed up a particularly money one-liner with “Whammy!”. T __ F __

Every time “Blades of Glory” comes up in conversation you find yourself saying, “As far as mail-in jobs go it was pretty fucking funny.” T __ F __

You’ve told more than one confused person you “almost nunchucked them and they didn’t even know it.” T __ F __

The only rewind action your DVR saw during the Super Bowl was for this commercial. T __ F __

This Friday night has been planned for over a month thanks to a little help from the good people at Fandango and floppyflask.com. T __ F __

You’ve told more than one confused female at a bar that you’re “kind of a big deal” and it didn’t get you laid. T __ F __

You rented “Stranger Than Fiction” and were extremely disappointed. T __ F __

The words “Adam Sandler” and “played out” have yet to cross paths in your brain. T __ F __