Here’s the trailer for Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Kevin Smith’s new comedy starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. It opens in a couple of weeks, so it’s probably time we take a look…

What We Know:

• The first thirty seconds of this trailer may be reason enough to see the movie. “You’re a rad dude.”
• It’s weird to see Seth Rogen in a movie Judd Apatow has nothing to do with.
• It’s even weirder to see the Kevin Smith regulars mixed in with the Apatow regulars.
• Randal from Clerks should be allowed to be in non-Kevin Smith movies.
• The Star Trek themed porn we have on DVD gets a little overzealous with the alien makeup.

What We Can Guess:

• People are going to start realizing how truly awesome Craig Robinson is after this flick.
• Traci Lords would make a man out of us.
• Zack doesn’t get past second base on camera.
• We’re going to start telling chicks we “have some cream for them”, and then play it off as a joke from this movie if they don’t run with it.

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Talk about your all time backfires…

The “Jump to Conclusions” mat guy must be so embarrassed.

Thank to Big Slim for the tip.

Whenever we’re eventually court ordered to teach one of our illegitimate kids how to ride a bike we’re making them watch this video first. You’ve got to know going in that brakes are for losers.

Now go out and say hi to your mother for us this weekend.

At least this dude attempted something cool while riding the lamest of all lame modes of transportation. He probably should have realized how much god hates unicycles though.

At least he wore a helmet. They prevent cracked ribs, correct?

We’re sure this is fake, but we’ve gotten to the point where we assume all videos not involving someone getting hit in the face with a ball are fake, so whatever. Awesomeness hits at the :25 mark:

We particularly like that the bride AND the priest — both of whom are attempting to ruin the groom’s life — take a fall. All the “Omigods” and “Geezuses” in the background don’t hurt either.

[H/T: Hot Clicks]

Population us.

“Oooooh.”

She tried to block it with the ball. But ended up blocking it with her face. Ha ha ha ha ha.

What a dummy.

If you’re going to let your kid shag extra points at high school football games, we really can’t stress enough the importance of teaching them how to catch. Thanks to the entire stadium witnessing this, some genius taping it, and us introducing the video to the masses, this kid is pretty much guaranteed to be scarred for life. Enjoy.

Washington Redskins owner — and renowned little bitch — Dan Snyder has apparently made a bet to where he’ll do his best excited jock impersonation on national television every time the Redskins win a divisional game on the road. It’s quite the treat for the viewing audience.

First there was last week’s “We play physical and we win!” locker room celebration after the victory in Dallas…

And then there was yesterday’s 4-1 fist pump bonanza after the win in Philly…

We know we’ve said it before, but just in case you forgot: dorks are the best. We’re already busy putting together a petition for Roger Goodell to make the Redskins travel back to the Meadowlands for their second game against the Giants.

We don’t catch Saturday Night Live anymore because we have this rule against watching unfunny comedy, but by all accounts this past weekend’s episode was one of the best in quite some time, as evidenced by “Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals”…

We might actually start DVRing SNL strictly for Andy Samberg. That guy is a GD genius sometimes. Going forward this week shall be known as “Say hi to your mother for me” Week.

[H/T: Film Drunk]

But it seemed like such a good idea when he thought it up…

Now go out and vote this weekend…on anything…anywhere. The important thing is that you’re voting…