The funny thing about the office funny guy is how rarely he succeeds at making you laugh. Unless, of course, he spontaneously attempts to jump over a cabinet. Then you might get a chuckle.

Here’s the trailer for Transporter 3, the third installment of Jason Statham’s uber realistic action franchise about a limo driver with a penchant for fighting shirtless. Steve Irony has been begging us to post something on this so here we go…

What We Know:

• These flicks are best viewed when hungover on Sundays.
• Statham will — at some point — need to take his shirt off in order to effectively fight bad guys.
• They really need to cast chicks with bigger boobs in these Transporter movies.
• A surprisingly large number of straight dudes are “gay for Statham”.

What We Can Guess:

• The screenwriter for Transporter 3 has seen Speed.
• We are rarely recommended as “the men for the job.”
• The southern dude from Prison Break isn’t really an inbred hick at all.
• Hand-to-hand combat in a suit is as easy as it looks.
• If Statham offered us a ride to anywhere but Poundtown we would take it.

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When you are one of the gifted few capable of putting down a large amount of beer in a ridiculously short amount of time, always:

1) Save the trick for when chicks are around,

And 2) Make sure your goofy looking buddy is there to get excited and make the feat seem all that more impressive…

With great power, comes great responsibility.

[H/T: Attuworld]

It’s Election Day so it’s only fitting that we pay tribute to the comedic stylings of a basketball playing Canadian. We’ve always liked Steve Nash, but have thought of him as more quirky than clever. This new Vitamin Water spot proves otherwise.

Remember when he signed the Shaq shoe? That was awesome. And what about, “Nice tache”? Apparently in Canadia they shorten it even further by dropping the “s”.

[H/T: With Leather]

We only know like three people (including us) who have seen In Bruges, but we are all the more awesome for it. Colin Farrell should probably have pulled a Joaquin Phoenix after filming it. Or at least vowed to only play himself — like he definitely does in this flick — going forward. Anyways, enough gushing. We recommend you watch this :20 second clip and then go add it to your Netflix queue.

Seriously, if you don’t have a million times more respect for Farrell after watching him karate chop a midget then we can’t help you.

Suffering from a case of the Mondays? Feel like everything in your life sucks donkey balls? Well, do we have the cure. Presenting, “The Final Countdown” on kazookeylele. Get excited.

Man, that kid is like talent personified.

Thanks to Big Slim for the tip.

This video is nothing new but we’re of the opinion that — much like Christmas Vacation on Christmas Day — it should be watched every Halloween. Enjoy.

For some reason it’s even awesomer when you know what’s going to happen. It’s like a Saved by the Bell scene gone wrong.

Otherwise this might happen. While someone is taping you. And then they’ll put the video on the internet. And then we’ll get a hold of it and laugh relentlessly at what a dummy you are.

Buttered floor is going to win every…single…time…

You just know he was going for the fridge.

And that’s saying a lot seeing that bodyboarding is water recreation’s answer to the girl-on-top position (hint: you just lie there). Watch this guy suck…

Was his wet suit even on backwards? That dude should be banned from wave pools nationwide.