As far as print ads for hats go, I'd have to say this is pretty successful. MORE »Contribute

The theme for the most underrated show on television, Parks and Recreation, randomly gets the Jabba the Hutt treament. Don't ask me, I just pass this stuff along. MORE »Contribute

As far as I'm concerned the Evil Spock beard is hands down the most influential. MORE »Contribute

It goes down right around the one minute mark. I'm not sure what's better, the spazzy hissy fit or the anchor's face when they pan back to him. I'm not a licensed psychotherapist but my money says Gordon Boyd is still carrying around some Kiffin baggage. MORE »Contribute

• She's taking over the internet today. You've been warned. [WWTDD]
• Ten of the Most Underrated Simpsons Characters. [Gunaxin]
• Mike Leach is way more creative with profanity than you are. [BC]
• Google Street View Time Travel. [High Definite]
• 10 People Going Postal at Work. Yeah coworker collateral. [KU] MORE »Contribute

This Painting = America. MORE »1 Response

This aired after the Oscars and we missed it earlier in the week so I figured since it's almost ten minutes long we might as well save it for a Friday morning when assholes everywhere (ourselves included) are mailing it in. MORE »1 Response

Journeyman quarterback Dan Orlovsky's legacy is pretty much sealed as the guy who scrambled out of the back of the endzone for a safety for no apparent reason. Now, if you're Dan O. MORE »Contribute

I assume they're spoofing the cheerleader getting by a raptor but there also seems to be some backstory here, but to figure that out would involve me watching Sportsnation (which is never going to happen), so just take it for what it is: an above average looking chick getting eaten MORE »1 Response

The gentlemen at Happy Hour Timepieces took all the guess work out and removed all but the most important number to countdown to and included a bottle opener in the band for those times when you have to start early. MORE »Contribute

• Spring training billboards are way better. [Busted Coverage]
• Asian girls reacting to Monique's hairy legs FTW. [Film Drunk]
• Breaking into a church to watch porn is probably rock bottom. [Guyism]
• 16 Celebrity Drug Overdoses We Should Have Seen Coming. [Ranker]
• Introducing your new king of Donkey Kong. [Asylum] MORE »Contribute

Conan O'Brien announced the cities and dates for Team Coco's Half-Assed Comedy & Music Tour today via Twitter and there's a good chance the tour is coming to your town. Get excited.

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A high school in Mississippi is taking their ball and going home now that a female student intends to bring another chick as her date to prom. Completely prudish and uncool. Because the date knew her role. She was going to wear a tux and everything.

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The scores for the Wonderlic, that silly test that the NFL uses to measure mental acumen, are out, and former Florida quarterback and noted golden child Tim Tebow, once again, disappointed. Now I know how Tebow’s high school prom date felt. See, because he’s a virgin…and he never…eh, forget it.

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It's inevitable that within weeks we're all going to be Iron Manned out, but you're kidding yourself if you think this animated gif extracted from the new Iron Man 2 trailer isn't pretty f'n sweet. MORE »19 Responses

Still looks like the medieval sequel to Gladiator, which certainly isn't a bad thing. MORE »Contribute

• Let's hope your mom doesn't leave a copy in the powder room. [HT]
• Holy shit. Chuck Norris is 70? Happy birthday? [Asylum]
• We give Marion Cotillard's "Forehead Tittaes" FOD vid a 6. [FOD]
• 14 Styles Lady Gaga Stole from People of Wal-Mart. [Buzzfeed]
• Did Bank of America steal a parrot from a foreclosed home? [Gawker] MORE »2 Responses

You crazy f*cking kids flexed your keyboard muscles and now everyone's favorite old lady comedian is set to host the Mother's Day edition of SNL. Well played, internet. Well played. Can't think of a better time to revive "Oops, I Crapped My Pants".

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Lost dog signs are a universal bummer, but they wouldn't have to be if more people went about them like this. MORE »9 Responses

A pattern finally emerges. Great stuff from College Humor. MORE »Contribute