This pretty much confirms my theory that all Swedish police officers moonlight as Hot Cops. MORE » Contribute

The Abita Brewing Company of Abita Springs, La., unveiled a new bottled brand of brew called "SOS," designed solely to raise money, relief and awareness of the Gulf Coast oil spill, which has ravaged much of the southeast coastline in the 100 harrowing days.

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A model we couldn't know less about to get you through the day. MORE » Contribute

The Healthiest Alcoholic Ever withleather

Who Wants to Be an ‘Idol’ Judge? warmingglow

How did Irina Sheik fit into this dress? bustedcoverage

The world’s most expensive hot dog is only $69 guyism

Best Of Keira Knightley djmick

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Yet another fake Yahoo Answers submission that I choose to believe to be real. MORE » Contribute

Not completely satisfied with the ending of Inception? Well, here's the extended cut brought to you by College Humor. MORE » Contribute

In yet another new extreme sport invention, we have tarp surfing. For all of you who either don’t live near the beach or are scared of sharks, this one is for you! MORE » Contribute

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A little something for our geek contingent. No mention of Al Gore inventing the internet? Kind of bush if you ask me. MORE » Contribute

Is the subject of rape ever funny?
NORMAL ANSWER: No, never.
TODAY'S ANSWER: YES.

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Here's the teaser trailer for Thor from Comic Con, which is really more like a spoiler trailer because it contains five minutes worth of footage. Looks like it might not suck though. MORE » Contribute

The Kenny Powers Baseball Card Collection coed

Some Helmet Keanu For That Ass thehighdefinite

12-Minute Preview of "Hard Knocks," Jets Edition brobible

The Best of Jersey Shore’s DVD Commentary warmingglow

How to Use Your Two-Year-Old Child As a Drug Mule thesmokingjacket

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I owe multiple beers to whoever had the balls to make this happen. MORE » Contribute

You spent six months hatching your scheme to have your face smooshed up against the glass during "Good Morning America." So, how is it that one British community worker has managed to be caught on camera in the background of about a gajillion news stories?

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Here's a new "Mad Men" super cut, not unlike the cigarette one from the other day, except this one focuses on something exponentially more awesome: drinking. Someone needs to package together Roger Sterling motivational tapes (a la Kenny Powers) ASAP. I'll order two copies. MORE » Contribute

With his loyal young lady at his side, a fan wearing his brand new LeBron James Miami Heat jersey found his way to his seats in the left field bleachers. And the Cleveland fans absolutely loved him.

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Watch as this awesome kid (whose dad may or may not be Robert Downey Jr. posing as some dude named Geoffrey Sr.) goes on an epic rant against dumb girls and weak ass zoo animals. Harmony is such a GD wet blanket. MORE » Contribute

Just when you thought you knew the answers, he changed the questions. MORE » Contribute

AKA: Parkour with ladders. Basically, people that can break into your place no matter where you live, which could come in handy if you're still stalking your ex-girlfriend. MORE » Contribute

Maxim's Self-Checkout Aisle maxim

5 mins of leaked Thor footage filmdrunk

The Ladies of Twilight gunaxin

THE TRIBE OF EDWARD 40 HANDS uproxx

Cell Phones Are Much Dirtier Than Public Restrooms asylum

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