Your Uncle Jack couldn't have put it better himself. MORE » Contribute

From FlipFlopFlyBall comes quite possibly the most important infographic you'll ever set your eyes upon. Nice to see the 'Stros making up for lack of general competiveness with increased novelty item giveaways. MORE » Contribute

Not sure what it says about me that this kind of bums me out. Good for him though. His awesomeness will live on in YouTube glory. MORE » Contribute

Cheryl Tweedy’s Official 2011 Calendar thehighdefinite

Rex Ryan Is Not DeAngelo Hall’s BFF [Video] withleather

"SNL" to Finally Hire New Black Guy! warmingglow

9 Greatest Football Motivational Speeches bustedcoverage

Paul Hogan is the Australian Wesley Snipes filmdrunk

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Your batshit crazy aunt was interviewed after witnessing an attempted convenience store robbery and her description of the happenings did not disappoint. MORE » Contribute

This kick ass promotion obviously happened years ago but it's new to me and I imagine it's new to you unless this is the mall you used to troll with your sister back in the summer of '07. MORE » Contribute

Our favorite supermodel getting psyched for football in September 2010 Access Magazine to get you through the day. MORE » Contribute

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In case you haven't checked out ESPN this morning a pretty terrific brawl took place during the Marlins-Nationals game last night, complete with WWE-style tag team assistance from Gaby Sanchez and Nyjer Morgan turning heel. All other baseball fights please take note. MORE » Contribute

Here's the climactic scene from the 2009 Indian blockbuster Magadheera. I don't want to spoil anything, but never has car jumping, helicopter exploding, limb severing action ever been captured so well on film. Calling this simply "must watch" doesn't do it justice. MORE » Contribute

Just in time for back-to-school season, here are the most brutal college hazing rituals from around the United States -- from being sexually assaulted using knives, pens and household tools, to being forced to consume deadly amounts of controlled substances, to being locked in a room with human excrement.

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And the kid will never live it down. MORE » Contribute

Unveiled at Texas's famous deep-fried-food convention, inventor Mark Zable has said that his process of taking ravioli packets, filling them with Guinness, then quickly dunking them in hot oil took him three years to perfect. And the results are, well, peculiar.

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If there's an once-in-a-lifetime headlines hidden inside a story leave it to the fine folks at WeAreCentralPA.com to flesh it out. Wish the actual story wasn't such a bummer though. MORE » Contribute

So this happened. Next up: Antoine Dobson’s Windows security commercials. (Ed. Note: Could Double Rainbow Guy look any more like you anticipated Double Rainbow Guy looking?) MORE » Contribute

Sean "Spicoli" Penn sits down with Zach's twin brother, Seth Galifianakis, who does a fine job of keeping things as awkward as possible. Kind of hating myself for liking something with Sean Penn it. MORE » Contribute

A look at all the purchases Google's made over the years that will make your girlfriend's credit card statements look trivial by comparison. MORE » Contribute

Don’t you hate it when you leave a perfectly good can of Guinness just lying on the ground somewhere? But leaning over to pick it up is so hard. And poking at it with a stick to roll it home is so inconvenient. There has to be an easier way!

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After Effects wizkid Freddie Wong’s latest features a look at the infamous Rocket Jump of Team Fortress 2 fame. MORE » Contribute

Mega gallery of South African supermodel Candice Swanepoel. MORE » Contribute