• Game over, man. Game over. [Gamma Squad]
• South Park pretty much defended Tiger Woods. [With Leather]
• Mark Jackson sells out Michael Clarke Duncan on air. [YBL]
• Luckiest dude ever wins lottery day after his divorce. [Guyism]
• Stacey Hannant is your super hot British chick of the day. [Zoo] MORE » Contribute

Things have been pretty light around here this afternoon and we think you know why. MORE » Contribute

Because commercials almost always suck. These billboards don’t.

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Have we mentioned we love her? MORE » 2 Responses

Well these are predictably gross: "Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f-ck you till mercy", etc. (Ed. Note: NSFW and probably not safe for watching the Masters without thinking of Tiger's love of orifices.)

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Well now you have. That's right, it's the tournament Thursday. MORE » Contribute

• The Comprehensive 65-Team Cheerleader Gallery. [Guyism]
• The WWE is banning chair shots? Booo! [Deadspin]
• 7 Kama Sutra Tips That Will Put You in the Hospital. [Cracked]
• 15 of the Sexiest Cosplays of All Time. [Manolith]
• DO NOT f with Marvin the Martian's gritty reboot. [THD] MORE » Contribute

I'm not sure what's more disturbing about this new Australian beer ad, that the jingle is focused on testicle tingling or that Charles Manson sings it. MORE » Contribute

It's not quite as riveting as The Big Lebowski alignment chart but it's still pretty awesome. Vigo the Carpathian just asked your mom for her number. MORE » 1 Response

Not sure if this was meant to be a disguise tip for stalking observant women, but that's the way I took it. MORE » Contribute

One of the more hilarious self defense videos out there. (Ed. Note: The instructor is pretty GD terrific but the dude helping him demonstrate really steals the show.) MORE » 1 Response

1960's American Airlines knew about your Oedipus complex and they were looking to exploit it for financial gain. Talk about a f'd up marketing strategy. MORE » Contribute

Lonnnnnnng overdue. Well done. MORE » Contribute

• Clash of the Titans poster vandalism is good times. [Film Drunk]
• 11 Bad Ass Conspiracy Theories. [Koldcast TV]
• This guy really like Chik-fil-A. [Gawker]
• Nintendo Cartridge Harmonicas? Sold. [Asylum]
• 15 Celebrities with Famously Fake Knockers. [Pop Crunch] MORE » 1 Response

In honor of all things lucky, green, and leprechaun, BroBible has compiled a 35-photo gallery of lovely lasses toasting their inner-Irish by sipping on pints of Guinness stout.

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Jimmy Kimmel and his large, brass ones went on Letterman to continue his assault on the indian-giving talk show host, and we love him for it. MORE » Contribute

This would have ended the series pretty quickly. MORE » 1 Response

An Italian TV personality and former Miss Italy contestant to get you through the day. MORE » 2 Responses

Or the most chafed. Or the best arm wrestler. There are like a million different ways you can go with it. MORE » 1 Response

• Because why not? [Holy Taco]
• 9 Bizarre Green Foods to Try This St. Patrick's Day. [Guyism]
• The Corned Beef and Cabbage cocktail is a St. Patty's Day must. [BG]
• Make your own 3D camera for less than $300. [Uproxx]
• 100 Jessica Burciaga photos. OK by us. [DJ Mick] MORE » Contribute