...and he's been drinking. MORE » Contribute

It was this. Happy weekend. MORE » Contribute

This is easily the most enjoyable hockey clip I've seen in years. Probably because it doesn't involve hockey but instead a bunch of classy fans going at it over Scott Niedermayer's hockey stick. That chick would have a lot less teeth this morning if I had been there. MORE » 2 Responses

We mentioned this morning in the links that the final season of Lost is premiering on Groundhog's Day, and along with that announcement there's finally a decent final season poster image available. Up until now I've only seen shitty grainy ones. MORE » Contribute

• She must work out. [Hot Clicks]
• Jason Segal wrote a song about his phone number. [Film Drunk]
• CFB Week 12 Preview: Cheerleader Edition. [COED]
• 6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World. [Cracked]
• Did you know the Bengals have a MILF cheerleader? [D of D] MORE » Contribute

This hardcore Dagobah tourism video is probably the most kick ass piece of Star Wars parody I've ever seen. I don't even feel like a geek or anything for watching it and loving it. "Cloud City is for old people. MORE » 1 Response

Artist Jeanne-Claude passed away two nights ago and her death sent a shockwave through the JCVD fan community, as evidenced below. Fear not though Van Damme aficionados, JCVD is alive, and Time Cop 2: The Sequel is still a very real possibility. MORE » 1 Response

The Onion is seriously in the zone lately with their videos. Not sure why the premises need to center around young boys to be hilarious, but it's working so no reason to change up now. MORE » Contribute

Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems. That's why we've created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.

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• They're just like us. Only better. [NY Post]
• Lost: Season 6 to premiere on Groundhog's Day. [Best Week Ever]
• Tila Tequila's striptease fail only way we'll link to Tila Tequila. [GM]
• KKK rally at Ole Miss game won't be good for recruiting. [FanHouse]
• AnnaLynne McCord officially more awesome. [WWTDD] MORE » Contribute

This is pretty much exactly what I'm not looking for in a cab driver. MORE » Contribute

The useful information HBO's "The Following Program Contains" warnings should actually tell you.

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I missed South Park on Wednesday and it was my loss because Cartman's "Too many minorities at my waterpark" musical number is simply epic. "There are Mexicans all around me. The lazy river has never been lazier." MORE » Contribute

A lot of people are pretty sure that the woman in this image on the left is the same as the woman on the right, but I’m not sure that I buy it.

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• Quite possibly the NCAA's best senior/freshman combo. [BC]
• The 7 Greatest Uniform Numbers in Sports. [COED]
• NPH dominates the finger point pose. [Buzzfeed]
• Tom Cruise's leaked New Moon audition tape. [High Definite]
• Katie Marie Cork returns as the IBD. Cork, heh. NSFW. [Double Viking] MORE » Contribute

"Sex sells" is arguably the most hackneyed cliche about the advertising industry. When the Don Drapers of Madison Avenue apply this psychological truism to the side of the road, it increases the likeliness of an fender bender.

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I probably shouldn't enjoy the misfortune of children as much as I do, but I do, so I might as well own it. I don't give a shit if this is some fake marketing viral either. Still hysterical. MORE » Contribute

Miss Feeney has combined two elements of the 40’s/50’s (wearing ties, pin-ups) and applied both of them to some fine neckware that will make you look like a square just like everyone else, except your tie secretly has a naughty side, just like Janet from Accounting… who still won’t return

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• Her name is Erin Drewes and she's down with Gator body paint. [FH]
• 5 Things We Learned from the Miss Universe Sex Tapes. [Gunaxin]
• 36 Unusual Pepsi Flavors from Around the World. [DJ Mick]
• Scientists once again confirm booze is good for you. Nice. [Gawker]
• What Coco sees when she's at the beach. NSFW. [Sublime Blog] MORE » Contribute

Arguably the greatest opening to any Always Sunny episode ever is now available on Hulu for your viewing pleasure. Feel free to watch over and over again without judgment (JB?). MORE » Contribute